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Jazz/Prowl

send me a pairing and I’ll tell you who:

falls asleep on the couch

On purpose? Jazz. On accident? Prowl. He eventually just resolves to stop doing paperwork in the living room, but Jazz likes his company. And getting to sneak some quality couch snuggles.

makes friends with the neighbors

Oh, Jazz. Prowl once tried to get their neighbors investigated for improper recycling sorting. That might sound like a stretch, but he’d deduced that it was a front for an energon distillery, and wanted to put an end to it. Jazz warned them ahead of time and now they get free high-grade. Prowl doesn’t know Jazz’s supplier and honestly thinks it’s the best they’ve managed to get for the price.

is the adventurous eater

Jazz again! However, Prowl can be encouraged to try adventurous food with enough logic, which has resulted in some of his favorite foods being weirder than usual.

hogs the covers at night

Prowl. He insists that he does not snore, take any more of the covers than he is allotted in their relationship, OR sleeptalk, but Jazz knows better. He’s a blanket hog and his doorwings make being the big spoon hard. Someday, he’ll figure out how to be the big spoon without getting smacked in the nose by a twitchy wing.

forgets to do the dishes

Neither of them. Jazz knows how upset not doing the dishes makes Prowl, and as if Prowl would forget something that simple. He has alerts for everything, I’d imagine.

tries to surprise their partner more often

Jazz, but Prowl always sees it coming. On the rare occasion Prowl tries to surprise Jazz, he also sees it coming but pretends that he didn’t. One of the downsides of a relationship between a tactician and master spy.

leaves dirty laundry on the floor

Jazz, but he manages to clean it up before Prowl ever notices. One time Prowl came home before Jazz (an unlikely happenstance) and noticed the mess on the floor and Jazz had to hear about it for weeks. He still occasionally hears about it when Prowl wants to convince him of something.

stays up til 2 AM reading

Prowl. This is what leads to him accidentally falling asleep on the couch. Jazz doesn’t really mind, but he’s taken to reminding Prowl to actually sleep on time when he’s too deep into the Law of Polyhex or whatever’s caught his interest.

sings in the shower

Jazz. He also knows Prowl does it too, but Prowl refuses to sing outside of the shower. Which is a shame, because their voices sound nice together.

takes the selfies

Jazz again! Prowl took one once and somehow broke the selfie-stick (which Jazz totally owns because how else do you get those good angles?? We aren’t monsters here) and he panicked and shoved the phone at Jazz.

plans date night

Prowl. They both have really busy schedules, so when it comes to planning something that works for the both of them, Prowl has an ‘A Beautiful Mind’-style wall full of calendars, dates, pictures of potential disturbances, etc, etc. He has planned 20 successful dates so far. Jazz jokes that they’re going out to a bar on date 21. Prowl is trying to make it happen.

Gordon Ramsay garbage.sounds legit.

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Life post

God.fml right now.I'm probably gonna be off of here for a while.I thank all you wonderful people on tumblr, and more specifically the transformers fandom for making my life less of a living hell than it already is.You guys are amazing:)Yes, even the porn blog followers lolz;-)Ttfn

This is too much!lolz^_^

"Into the ocean Let's be daring Last one in is a rusty herring" Has this been done before? If not, here ya go, Fresh trash. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I believe the cute has arrived in the form of this picture:3

some chibi Prowl and Jazz :>

Hoping to maybe color the rest…at least the parts with color anyway

Tf (non)shippers,Opinions and Proper Internet Etiquette,(RANT pt.1)

So what people like transformers slash? If they wanna do that that's their thing and you can't stop them.Jeeze, I just read a chapter of a perfectly good tf fic but then I was completely turned away from it because the person stated, in a rude way, that they didn't like tf slash. We get it, you don't like tf slash.But please keep great stories and your butthurt rant (because that was no respectful opinion) separate.Leave the rage ranting on tumblr,that's where everyone else does it.I wouldn't even mind if they'd simply said they didn't like tf slash but it was the way it was written that bothers me.It was like saying "fuck the color pink, it's stupid!", instead of politely saying "I don't like pink". Do you see the problem!?I will be posting a second half of this, addressing the type of tf shippers who only help create messes like this-_-.

Imagine Person A of your OTP is a ballet dancer and Person B is an art student observing A’s rehearsals to sketch the dancers for an assignment. One day, Person B leaves their sketchbook in the studio, and Person A looks through it before returning it, and notices that B has drawn A almost exclusively/in a beautifully flattering style.

it says ‘Prime’Inc.lolz

Optimus:My tits aren't 'that' small right guys?:-) Autobots:... Optimus:right?:-| Autobots:...*awkward cough in back* Optimus: :-(

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