Omg Junkrat Ruining The MagicXD

http://startwerk-tos.tumblr.com/post/110782308682/sexiestswine-i-keep-seeing-donald-glover-for

I keep seeing Donald Glover for Spiderman, which is pretty cool. Donald Glover is a pretty good actor and tumblr really likes the idea of a non-white dude playing Spidey. All good. But wait, enter Dev Patel!!

Dev is an Indian actor. He’s done movies like Slumdog Millionaire,...

VIVE LA REVOLUTION! ✊😤🗡

The Great Bot Purge 2018

Tumblr is in an epidemic. The porn bot apocalypse is here. And it’s really, really, really, really, really annoying. Even more annoying than me saying really five times in a row because let’s face it:

To check more video, clcik here.

Click here to find onenight stands

For more more private stuff, come here.

Looking for fun? Join me here.

Howdy guy, more private stuff here.

Howdy bro, my profile here.

Lately the probability of finding a comment like this in the notes has gone up from 100% to a 10000% and it’s seriously impacting our user experience.

I have been here since 2010, @staff. Started out as wolf blog and in 2012 I used to share my poetry and made eight super good friends to which I am still talking today! But now what?

It’s pretty safe to say that there are a number of bot networks active on this website. The one asking for bitcoin and the aforementioned ‘looking for fun’ one for example. The bots follow a pattern and because it’s a network it should be easy to roll up.

I know we always point at @staff to fix this, but honestly, it’s not an easy fix. I know many people block bots, but do we also report and flag them? How does staff respond to flags?

Anyway, here is what I and 10,000 other people who started following this blog over the last 24 hours propose:

We purge the bots. The porn bots. All of them. This is going to be one big COORDINATED effort to destroy the bots!

For one month we are going to report and flag those blogs, and make sure we cut their profits so they don’t make enough money to support their bot network.

It’s very important that we do this as a community. This is a movement. Everyone has to join so we can limit the outcome of this battle to only two possibilities:

We win this battle

@staff really doesn’t give a shit

Let’s go get them! Join the army @purgethebots

This sounds like fun! I'm finally confident enough in my arts to do something like this!^_^

Secret Solenoid 2018!

I’m happy to announce that Secret Solenoid is opening for the fourth year in a row!

WHAT IS IT?

Secret Solenoid is a Secret Santa exchange for Transformers fan artists and writers. If you’ve ever been in a fandom gift exchange, you probably know what’s up. You sign up, you get a prompt/request list from someone else, you make their gift in secret, then at the end of the exchange you share it, and get a gift of your own! Secret Solenoid is hosted here on tumblr, and on the Secret Solenoid community over on pillowfort.

For all updates on the exchange, please join the Secret Solenoid group on pillowfort or follow the secretsolenoid tumblr.

This year (Nov 2018-Jan 2019) the schedule is:

November 1st: Signups Open

November 15th: Signups Close

November 18th: Wishlists Distributed

December 23rd: Gifts Complete/Check-in/Final Emergency Fills go out

January 1st-6th: Gifts Posted

JOINING THE EXCHANGE:

To sign up, you just need to fill out this google form! All the relevant questions are detailed in the form, but here’s a quick summary of what to expect.

The first thing you’ll need to include is your name and a contact (email/tumblr/pillowfort). Whatever you list is how you’ll get information like your wishlist for the exchange, and how the mod will be checking in with you, so make sure it’s something you check regularly.

Next, you’re going to include information about the kind of gift you’d like to. Whether it’s fanfic, fanart, or both, what continuities you’re familiar with, and what kind of content you’d prefer to make. This is also where you let me know if you can do a second gift, if you’d like to step in for someone who drops out of the exchange.

And finally, your wishlist! The most important thing to include is your requests. Make sure to include at least three of them, so that you’re giving your gift-maker plenty to work with!

For example, a wishlist might look like:

TFP, Bumblebee, Smokescreen: Bee and Smokey having a race!

IDW MTMTE/RiD, Swerve/Blurr, Bar battle

Any Continuity, Soundwave being badass in a dynamic action pose

NSFW prompts are allowed, as are prompts featuring TFOCs, but please make sure not all of your options feature them.

GIFTS:

Your gift should be a finished piece. If you’re writing, your piece should be at minimum 1,000 words, and edited before it’s sent in. For artists, that means an inked/colored piece, rather than a sketch. If you’re doing traditional artwork, the scan/photograph should be good quality.

All the deadlines are listed above! If you find out that you’ll need an extension to finish your gift, or if you’re going to have to drop out of the exchange, please let me know before December 23rd!

SIGNUPS ARE OPEN! If you have any other questions, just @ this blog or send in an ask!

Everyone must have ran like this at one point of their life

♥

a new set of TF stickers! eventually will be available in my new shop

Tf (non)shippers,Opinions and Proper Internet Etiquette,(RANT pt.1)

So what people like transformers slash? If they wanna do that that's their thing and you can't stop them.Jeeze, I just read a chapter of a perfectly good tf fic but then I was completely turned away from it because the person stated, in a rude way, that they didn't like tf slash. We get it, you don't like tf slash.But please keep great stories and your butthurt rant (because that was no respectful opinion) separate.Leave the rage ranting on tumblr,that's where everyone else does it.I wouldn't even mind if they'd simply said they didn't like tf slash but it was the way it was written that bothers me.It was like saying "fuck the color pink, it's stupid!", instead of politely saying "I don't like pink". Do you see the problem!?I will be posting a second half of this, addressing the type of tf shippers who only help create messes like this-_-.

I was hanging with my mom today when I saw this place.This fandom has taken over my mind.send help:)

Hey what's up, Theo here, and Beast Wars Tarantulas is a fucking creep. He's the guy that pours his milk and then the cereal, the weirdo who covertly takes pictures of your feet, the psycho that 100% will roofie your drink the second you're not looking. He canonically has a blood drinking fetish ffs! He's the word 'Squick' incarnate ok?Ok.🙃

Help a hard working sista out y'all! She's an awesome writer!😄❤👌

Emergency Ficlet Commissions

Alright.

THE STORY:

As some of you may know, I’m moving overseas. To the other side of the planet. Different country, different culture and dialect and everything. This is because the most wonderful woman on earth proposed to me, I said yes, and the instant my previous employer found out I was engaged to another female they decided to freeze me out.

While I am seeking legal recourse, it is a long-term thing and has allowed these multinational shitlords to stuff me around when it comes to my upcoming emigration. (Yes, they approved my visa even though I hate Pumpkin Spiced ANYTHING. Shocking, yeah?)

So here we are. Here I am.

My final paycheck has come in and I’m still about $NZ1,000 short of where I need to be to get myself and Dral safely away. I’m putting all my furniture except Nana’s chest of drawers on Trademe, but even if they sell they’re not worth much. The Wacom is going up too but I’m not sure it’ll sell. Right now my family are too focused on their “one useful child” to do more than make sure I’m out of the way so Baby Bro can take over the place with minimum fuss. They’ve made it abundantly clear they’ll do no more for me at this point besides driving me to the airport.

THE DEAL:

I have a ko.fi thing here if you wanna help. If you throw me $5 with a pairing and prompt in the subject line I’ll do you the same kind of thing Top Box Patrons get. Minimum 500-word moderately edited ficlet to go in the Top Shelf collection for you to read at any time and I’ll email you a PDF/EPub of the finished thingie for you to download at leisure.

I just… yeah. I really hate to do this to you guys. I hate asking for help but the stress is eating me alive and I don’t know what else to do. Kinda at my wits’ end. If anyone wants to help that would be beyond awesome and I’ll probably cry on you.

current status: cackling!

The madmen working on the SuMo anime actually did it. They actually referenced this, of all things.