As Someone Who Has An 'invisible' Disease, And Who Seems 'too Young To Be Disabled,' When I Was Still

If you want, you can let me know the language(s) in the tags, and whether or not you speak it fluently!

Girl Dinner:

One (1) mini plain bagel,

Two (2) baby pickles,

One (1) mini pepperoni,

Two (2) Strawberry Daiquiri Jellybeans,

And one (1) square of Rice Crispy Treats

I'm sorry, but your boyfriend? He's been turned into an eldritch deity. I'm sure he's in a nice forest somewhere.

i speak French and English fluently, and rn I'm learning 2 other languages but here's the issue... 1 of them is a dead language and one of them I've just barely learned the alphabet.

feel free to elaborate in the tags, i'm really curious! also please reblog for larger sample size

Today at my school there was a gay promposal, basically this one guy had a huge card and asked another guy to the dance. They hugged after, it was sweet. It was nice because one of the ones last year was a straight couple :/

love this. that cat is like o.o

Lmao this is so funny ♡

Ow! What was that for? I got you your shrubbery already! What more do you want?

I'm going to say 'ni' at you

Canadians:

REACT COLLECTION

What a beautiful gang of reactions I saw on this post! I simply have to share it with the world:

I am filled with a sense of inner joy. Thank you @brickwhartley!

Humans like to smell the genitals of plants, even going so far as to cut them off and give them to each other.

Read this and save a life - YOUR OWN

From a surgical nurse and certified CPR teacher:

Please pause for 2 minutes and read this:

1. Let’s say it’s 7.25pm and you’re going home (alone of course) after an unusually hard day on the job.

2. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated.

3 Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up in to your jaw. You are only about five km from the hospital nearest your home.

4. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far.

5. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy who taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself.

6. HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE? Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.

7. However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously. A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest. A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.

8. Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating. The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can get to a hospital.

9. Tell as many other people as possible about this. It could save their lives!!

10. A cardiologist says If everyone who gets this mail kindly sends it to 10 people, you can bet that we’ll save at least one life.

11. Rather than sending jokes, please... contribute by forwarding this mail which can save a person’s life.

12. If this message comes around you... more than once… please don’t get irritated... You should instead, be happy that you have many friends who care about you & keeps reminding you how to deal with a Heart attack.

please take the time and boost this post by reposting it and sending it to those you love because we all need to understand how to quickly deal with heart attacks