Listening To 'Alpha' By C418 From Minecraft. It's So Dramatic, So Nostalgic, So Full Of Memories, And

what you mean how you been wearing them?

I wear my earbuds where the cord with the volume or mic thing is on the left side, so i can use my right hand to change the volume/mic thing.

only learned today that I have been wearing my headphones the wrong way for years. Won't change it, was just surprised because DOESN'T THE CORD GET IN THE WAY?

Hey, uh, regret to inform you but your boyfriend is now a pigeon. Yeah he's roaming the city. He's found a new family now.

"Only the cool kids have back pain." - My friend

I'M DOING AN EXPERIMENT

To prove something to a friend, please

REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

tag how many times you show up here!

Help me

please bless me, duck of creativity. i need this for English class. I will sacrifice some golden seeds for you in payment.

Work Stories: The Critters

So, at my workplace, we've had a, um, critter problem for a few months now. It started with Produce just having to put some of the grape tomatoes in the cooler for the night to everyone having to put all the extra bread in giant basins for the night and Produce having to put almost EVERYTHING in the walk-in cooler.

One my coworkers that has been there for a while, (10+ years i think) says that the critters have already won, but we're just delaying the inevitable, and one of my managers for my Produce closing shift has joked about staying all night long with an air rifle.

This is the same manager who had to make some DIY protection for the bread shelves because we don't own them apparently?

Anyways, I will provide updates on the critters, and I hope that this doesn't become a permanent thing.

This little grey catbird hit my picture window today. I went out to see what made such a loud thump, and as it was still alive and could pull a wing back into place (so no neck broken, even though it couldn't stand), I moved it away from the window and off the ground, since many cats trespass in my yard. I waited with it for about half an hour until it recovered and flew off. Good luck with your headache lil dude.

some senior guys just came walking down the halls with a Bluetooth speaker playing 'Call Me Maybe' by Carly Rae Jepsen, and they're singing along slightly off-key but they look so happy. this is the energy we need.