Yeah I Do This All The Time For High School Hallways Lol. Just Keep My Eyes Higher, More Near The Distance

This is my chicken Willie. She is about 5 years old. She is very fluffy. She is a wonderful photo model. She's a bit weird, but that's okay!

Photos from May 2021.

Tips That Can Save Your Kid’s Life.

yoooo

oh my you will not believe it but i held something at arm's length and admired it.

So last week I tried moaning every time I ate something delicious.

It was vaguely uncomfortable and unnatural

adding disability support onto this!

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@moonthemagical look it's bees

Okay, entomology brain is annoyed by a Tumblr ad

Specifically, this one. First, Albert Einstein never said that.

Secondly, and more importantly, that is NOT a honey bee, or even a bee at all. That is a bee fly, a very important, very cute pollinator. However! They have parasitoid larvae! This means that they lay their eggs in the larvae of other bugs. Those eggs hatch, and those larvae eat the bug they’re in from the inside out. Sounds horrible, but it’s the way of things and I cannot understate how important these guys are.

The reason I’m annoyed about the picture of choice isn’t even that they didn’t picture a bee (not even in the right order- bees are hymenopterans. Flies are diptera.) What’s really grinding my absolute gears about the choice here? Bee flies parasitize bee larva.

If you’re going to use the wrong picture, at least don’t use the picture of something that actively kills what you’re trying to protect instead of the animal you’re protecting.

Also, honeybees, Apis mellifera, don’t need protection. They’re fine. They’re invasive in North America, even. Humans take care of them just fine. I’m a beekeeper, and I love them, but that’s not where our efforts should be. We should be trying to protect native bees, there are a whole bunch that I bet you’ve never heard of that need help.

Anyway, rant over. Sorry, I just could not let that one go.

You can set you wifi password to ‘24446666668888888’, so that when someone asks you for the password you can tell them it’s ‘12345678’.

YEAHHHHHH HAPPY PRIDE YA'LL!!!!

(currently reading 2 queer graphic novels at once, in the first one, the protag is openly lesbian with a gf and her friend is in a gay relationship, and in the second one there is a gnc protag and a pan or polysexual protag, with an absolutely AMAZING WONDERFUL GREAT transmasc commander/general who binds and is trying to find hormones)

So i'm having a great time.

Happy Pride Month!!!

Me: I'm not a theatre kid.

Also me: Memorized a whole monologue with my friends in the same high school theatre company and can now say it word-for-word, memorized all the songs in the show i did in December, (even the instrumentals) had backstage dance parties during songs when I wasn't onstage, colour-coded my script so that each actor had a different colour, and talked about the show when i was supposed to be doing something else