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My dad taught my sister and I when we were young (like 5 or 6) that if a man is attacking you, knee them in the balls. I also make sure to keep my location on my phone, and everyone in my family's group chat can see it. I hate that I have to know all these things to survive as a woman, but it's important.

I wanted to add some more tips that may have not been mentioned here:

If someone tries to grab your bag, instead of pulling and trying to get it back, use their force against them and ram your shoulder into them. Because they're trying to pull something back, they should fall.

If you don't have anything that can be used as a weapon, spitting and biting always helps. (Biting, especially on the hand, can hurt a lot if you put enough force)

If you have a chain bracelet, or chains on your belt or anything, you can wrap it around your fist. Rings, especially ones with embellishments or raised details, can help bruise or scratch your attacker.

If you have a carabiner on your belt loop, water bottle, bag, anything, you can take it and slide as many fingers as you can through, and when punching it can help you, especially if you have other things like key rings or chains on the carabiner.

If they push you down into dirt or by a raised planter box with dirt, you can try to take fistfuls of it and shove it in your attacker's face.

If you think someone is following you at night, take out your phone flashlight or anything else and turn around quickly, and if there is someone it can catch them off guard or make it hard for them to see.

All in all, you'd be surprised about what's NOT a weapon.

Critter Counter-Measures (or CCM for short)

Not pictured are 4 more carts of chips and bread, and the 2 floor managers, one of the senior cashiers, and another diary/grocery employee brought in to LITERALLY TAKE AISLE 1 APART to try to find The Critters because my boss is too cheap to buy an exterminator.

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Oui, moi'ssi j'aime utiliser le déjeuner, dîner, souper. C'est plus simple!

J'adorerais parler le Wallon, mais je connais seulement un couplet de chanson :( J'aurais aimer en apprendre plus à l'école.

Je sais me lire sur les panneaux en général, ça ressemble beaucoup à un accent de ma région. Il y a des pancartes avec des petits proverbes dans ma ville, j'adore les lire.

Ma maman a quelques expressions amusantes en wallons, par exemple "dji vou, dji n'pou" pour dire qu'on veut faire quelque chose mais qu'on en est pas capable. Mon papa est Bruxellois et a des expressions totalement différentes, ce qui fait que pon frère et moi utilisons un mélange bizarre d'accents et de patois.

J'aime bien le français, mais je ne le parle pas comme les Français évidemment. Je trouve toujours que ça a plus de sens de parler de déjeuner, dîner et souper que de petit-déjeuner, déjeuner et dîner. Duolingo utilise le français de France cependant, donc je fais sans arrêt des erreurs avec les noms des repas quand j'apprends d'autres langues.

We have these differences between Flemish and Dutch too. It's not always easy. I wish they were taught more at schools too.

But Wallon will always be superior because of septante et nonante 🙌

Anyway, I like that expression!

what the heck i've never seen that before but that sounds so cute!

Slime rancher 2 tabby slimes carry around carrots in their mouths. They feed other slimes with it. I saw it with my own eyes.

I repeat. Tabby slimes. Feed. Other slimes.

MY FUCKING HEART.

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There's something called a KOSA Bill in the US. It's a project planning to cut off internet access to ALL CHILDREN WORLDWIDE. This means they are banning Chai/C.AI, Wattpad, AO3, Discord, Tumblr, Tiktok, etc.

To make matters worse, parents will have access to their children's internet activity, meaning chats, websites visited, apps opened, etc. Giving them NO privacy whatsoever. Esp. children who are LGBTQIA+, because in the US, it is deemed "inappropriate".

There is a solution to this, however only to people who have Tiktok, there is a user named omarsbigsister, if you check their profile, you can see in their bio it says "STOP KOSA!! ⬇️⬇️"

Below the text, there's a link. Now before you click on the link, there's a video you need to see, giving you instructions on what to do.

This is the video.

Plz do WHATEVER you can to boost this, tag friends, reblog, share, anything will do.

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Lop Rabbit named Rupert. Around 1 year old. August 2021.