What The HECK Did I Walk In On

So I was watching a show with my family, (its a CIA action comedy) and there was an episode where they had to send an agent to try to get invited to this person's place, so a honeytrap. (Basically where an espionage agent tries to get into a romantic or sexual relationship with a target to get information)

So, the agency thinks the target is female, named Nika, so they assign a male agent that has a lot of experience in that. (ew straight stuff in my canon he's bisexual) BUT! It is then revealed that there was a typo, and the target's name is Nik A.

Of course, I was thinking there'd be some gay flirting, because why not? So, the male agent tries to flirt with the target, but then figures out that he's straight. The agency then sends in a nearby female agent, and the story continues.

I was hoping for gay stuff but whatever another agent is canonically lesbian and is best buds with this male agent so I don't care my Queer Quotient (TM) has been satisfied!

Out Of Context Science Teacher Quotes

"Yeah, I like it. Burn the monkeys!"

"How yellow is yellow"

"Under the ground there is ground water"

"So I'm gonna take your DNA now"

what the heck i've never seen that before but that sounds so cute!

Slime rancher 2 tabby slimes carry around carrots in their mouths. They feed other slimes with it. I saw it with my own eyes.

I repeat. Tabby slimes. Feed. Other slimes.

MY FUCKING HEART.

//SOBS UNCONTROLLABLY FROM THIS CUTENESS

More Willie pictures. July-August 2021.

Had a Dairy Queen burger for the first time

it was kinda meh. the cheese was more like a half-congealed liquid, and the buns tasted a little more grainy than i was used to. i would not go for it but hey at least it didn't give me food poisoning!

let's test this out. 1,2,3...

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Okay i'm Fictional the Pretty OK.

...yay im fictional and pretty ok :')

Made by me

imagine your otp

Modern Romeo And Juliet

Saw a seagull and a crow sharing the leftovers of a McDonalds bag. They weren't fighting or anything.

A while later, more crows came and the first crow had to leave, but it returned shortly later. (I don't care if it was a different crow, let me believe)

I don't know what happened with them, but I hope that they have a lovely time looking for leftovers the pesky humans drop everywhere.

Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. TUMBLR RULE. When you see it, REBLOG IT.

OMG PEOPLE I HAD THE BEST GRAPE EVER.

You can continue on your day.

"Your phone just got kidnapped!" - My friend, overheard.