I'm Gonna Suck Em Off

My friend and I fighting over a Spencer's pin that says, "Eat Ass, Smoke Grass"

she’s right

. . . Why would someone put tits on a robot? (Sarcasm [I don't remember it's tone indicator])

Yes, I am a straight man. Yes, getting the shit beat out of me in an all-male mosh pit is an erotic experience for me. We exist

Brainrot

Girlfrot

Me before shower

Vs.

Me when I get a shower and shave (I'm a pretty girl again :) )

It's just a bottle of Soda Pup 🥤 🐶

Replacing the fake jewel in her buttplug with a cursed crystal that pulses with an evil purple energy

Almost choked laughing at this anti vax post

i need a ‘come here darling, you don’t need to think’ kinda night