🤯 Wowwww She's So Pretty!!! ...u-uhm But I Don't Have A Skinniness Fetish Or Anything 😨

My friend and I fighting over a Spencer's pin that says, "Eat Ass, Smoke Grass"

Orgasm denial. Orgasm anger. Orgasm bargaining. Orgasm depression and orgasm acceptance.

I can't deal with those male fitness instructors on Instagram who try to be all coy about their big asses... shake that wagon like a whore or delete your account

Like or reblog if you're a Fleshlight for transgirls <3

Oh, let me rephrase

Reblog if you're a willingly Fleshlight for tgirls ^×^ everyone will be filled with girl cum, just a question of if you're going to be obedient about it~

Alien Romulus is a great time. Also, cognitive reframing is a profoundly powerful tool for coping with and managing powerful emotions. I’ll always be sad that I can’t carry my own children, but dysphoria doesn’t have to own that feeling.

don't crush on girl you just met challenge (impossible)

Girl that's me you're talking about rn/J

wait you like art? dont you know some of the folks who make that stuff are perverts :/

Yes, I am a straight man. Yes, getting the shit beat out of me in an all-male mosh pit is an erotic experience for me. We exist

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