Me, On My Way To Worship At The Church Of Gock

"I don't like JRK but I still love Harry Potter"

You have blood on your hands

Burn your fucking Harry Potter merch or be burned with it.

I'm fucking livid.

tgirl who’s a little embarrassed about being naked in front of you for the very first time so she’s making a futile attempt to cover her privates with her six foot long flaming demon blade.

I don't know, seems like it *really* brought down the house :)

"nobody was injured during the accident at the premier of Marvelslop3000 because only two people bought tickets to it" sounds like a joke and yet

did you know you could stay up all night with your girlfriend cuddling naked and watching ManlyBadassHero letsplays did you know that did you did you

did you know lesbians are awesome and cuddly and love you and will hear you out on almost any stupid idea did you know that did you did you did you

did you know when you yawn and its late at night your girlfriend will say "awwh, well someone sounds tired" and you can go "nyouu im nyot tireeeedd :<" and then they'll pet you did you know that

did you know she'll stay up all night with you while you slowly drift asleep and take cute selfies of the two of you while you struggle to keep your little eyes open did you know that did you know??????

That's how you know it's bouta be bomb 💣 😋

Woke boss forcefemming me on company time

tgirls who can’t stop staring at each other’s breast, just absolutely savoring the fact that they exist.

Guys I lost it ;<;

i guess its hurt your pussy hour