This Soil (chest) Ain't Got The Right Ph And Nutirents (Estrogen) To Start Cultivating Our Crop (D Cup

She pulls out the dragon strap and starts chanting "Grond! Grond! Grond!" while my hole quivers like the Great Gates of Minas Tirith

Idk about you, my subscription was free

The hell is LGBT+? Y'all have gay premium?

Im sorry, I was about to scroll past after the first paragraph ;<;

Green eyes shouldn’t actually be considered an eye color. It’s just not common enough, it’s a VERY SMALL percentage of the population, 1-2%. Green eyes are also caused by an irregular mutation. Most people have blue or brown eyes, so those are the two eye colors.

All the “green eyes” positivity is actually a bad thing, by the way. Having green eyes is linked to higher rates of retinal melanoma. You’re celebrating something dangerous that can cause suffering.

And besides, most people with “green eyes” lean closer to blue or brown anyways. They should just make up their minds and be brown eyed or blue eyed. And if it’s too hard to tell, they should get corrective surgery (because green eyes are dangerous, and associated with more difficult medical care!) or at the least wear contacts so they don’t confuse people. But also they should be required to

I hate to sound like this, but green eyes are a far more recent development than blue eyes in the mutagenic history of humans. So humans weren’t created to have green eyes.

And hazel eyes? Those are just a variant of brown eyes—come on, they’re far closer to brown than green. They just have a couple greenish traits. And there’s no way there’s that many green eyed people, or a wide variety of eye colors… It’s just not natural.

I don’t have a problem with green eyed people, they didn’t ask to be born that way—but there’s just too few of them for it to be an actual eye color. We don’t need all this “green eye positivity” or putting green eyes in media. The internet is making people delude themselves into thinking it’s more common than it really is.

‼️ THIS POST IS ABOUT THE TREATMENT OF INTERSEX PEOPLE ‼️

✅ I HAVE GREEN EYES THIS IS SATIRE ✅

⚠️ PLEASE DON’T SEND ME ANY MORE THREATS OF VIOLENCE IN DEFENSE OF PEOPLE WITH GREEN EYES?? ⚠️

💧 THIS POST IS NOT ABOUT EYE COLOR?? IT’S ABOUT INTERSEXISM AND BIGOTRY 💧

You talkin about plushies over here?

Don't forget to tell all the tall submissive trans girls they're very cute today.

Rb or dm for me to dump Yuri in your DMs <3

I'm not so surprised they try to take so much away from others.

When you just have *nothing* inside of you, just the broiling venom you feel for people who have never wronged you, you'd try to take anything from others to fill the void.

draft kings could do the funniest thing ever right now and offer a free $5 bet on the next pope

It's always a bit jarring to get a post that's so . . . *flips pages* magnificently affirmative, right after one that makes me feel a bit more valid/J

she’s right

it’s true, i used to be a fag. but after much reflection i have blossomed into a noble girlfag.