sexy knights. sexy wounded knights. sexy wounded weary knights. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain pledging their loyalty to you.
I like to think that when I am cuddling with my Blahaj, I am spiritually connected to every other trans woman who's feeling lonely and in need of a hug.
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somewhat horny: i have to get Fucked!
quite a bit horny: can we pretend i’m an elven prince and the necromancer’s curse turns me into a demon on the full moon and the only way to cure me is to have my Womb filled by a chivalrous knight . and can you make sure you say soem shit like ‘forsooth’ and ‘by my honor’ and stuff. mngh
hornier than anyone has ever been: i need to kiss someone and get married
making a tgirl briefly stop worrying about how well she passes by a shoving a dick so far up her ass that her brain stops working.
don't crush on girl you just met challenge (impossible)
the test trials for when they were first synthesizing estradiol must’ve been crazy. yeah keep on taking this mystery chemical once a day. we’re still not sure why it’s making you look so fuckable but we’ll get to that eventually.
i need all fat people who want top surgery to know you are not too fat for top surgery. a competent surgeon and anesthesiologist team will make things work for you regardless of your size. if one doctor gives you shit about your weight or bmi or outright refuses to operate on you, get a second opinion. go to a second doctor. go to a third doctor. go to a million doctors until you get what you want. the dual combo of fatphobia and transphobia in medicine cannot keep us down. you do not need to be skinny to change your body how you want to change it. you do not need to be skinny for top surgery.
I've never had any issues with the new ones? I don't love them, but I've never had an issue.
i can't stand these new fountain machines they dispense watered down piss
Snufkin doing whatever the fuck he does during the winter