DAMMIT I KNEW I LIKED CASSIE AND CISSIE FOR A REASON
I would like to preface this by saying: please don’t crucify me, this is just supposed to be in good fun
also I am queer and autistic, for context
@fictfrenzy
Having Said That….
Begin!
Tim Drake
you desperately wish for some kind of disease or diagnosis that would justify the pain and/or distress you feel
also your a disaster bisexual
and you have commitment issues
(and by that I mean you want connection but are terrified of intimacy if any kind)
Kon-El
Oh sweetheart…
Your childhood was Bad™️, and only now that you are out of that environment you are realizing it
also how’s that gender crisis going?
Bart Allen
AUTISM DIAGNOSIS ASAP
if you don’t already have one.
80% chance you also have ADHD
you relate to this silly little guy with your entire fucking soul. You are constantly confussed and distressed by the weird way the world is.
People also assume you’re dumb. You are NOT dumb.
Cassie Sandsmark
fffffffff—
yeah you’re gay. Just the gayest girl kisser to walk the earth. Just. So very gay.
also you have a complicated relationship w/ your gender and how you present
And you had a crush on/situationship with a best friend who either turned out to be straight, moved away and you lost contact, or both.
Cissie King-Jones
hello mommy issues haver. Hope finding yourself out of your mother’s expectations and shadow is going well.
you also may or may not have a very strong sense of justice that sometimes gets the better of you in the form of anger issues
also you are most definitely trans. What kind of trans? Who knows. Probably not you.
Greta Hayes
Honey you are inventing never before seen kinds of toxic yuri in your head
You’re seemingly sweet, but honestly kinda unhinged once people get to know you.
you have a basket of issues and you are doing your best to handle them, but sweetheart you should probably open up about that.
DUDE GENTOR IS WINNGING TBH HE IS A HUNTER
HE FACES SHIT LIKE THIS
he is...Mori ain't standing a chance even WITH Elise...
hehehe...
*chomp chomp*
Tis magificent. The most delicious bread I hast eaten in my existence.
me when someone I follow follows me back
...why must you hurt me?
i need to stop choosing one angsty indie song to just put on loop bcs i think it hurts me too much.
solution?
loop the whole playlist!
nope ya clocked basically the feeling i got
my mom, showing an example of one of my distant cousins my age (17-ish) having gotten pregnant bcs of lack of parental guidance and that she deleted all my online stuff for my own good: And you could've gotten like that if you kept doing what you were doing online.
Me, internally: Wow! You figured out my secret plan- go get railed and then pregnant! I can't believe it! Goshdarnit, my plans have been ruined!