i literally go nowhere so i'll probably be fine
GODS I HATE NOT HAVING A PHONE NUMBER
nope ya clocked basically the feeling i got
my mom, showing an example of one of my distant cousins my age (17-ish) having gotten pregnant bcs of lack of parental guidance and that she deleted all my online stuff for my own good: And you could've gotten like that if you kept doing what you were doing online.
Me, internally: Wow! You figured out my secret plan- go get railed and then pregnant! I can't believe it! Goshdarnit, my plans have been ruined!
listening to Laufey is not helping
okay idk if it's just me but i am pathetically wishing for a partner rn
and like, more than anything, to HAVE THEM IRL
i wanna cuddle😭🥲
this. this i have been waiting for-
Dick, entering his apartment in Bludhaven: Hello people who do not live here.
Tim, playing a video game: Hey
Jason, reading a book: 'Sup
Damian, cleaning his katana: Hello
Duke, raiding the kitchen: Yo
Cass, on her phone: Hi
Dick: I gave you all a spare key for emergencies only
Jason: We ran out of doritos