@maestroofvillainy

[Nomoreears] Yes I am late...let everyone know that butter really can't fix a watch…

Anyway on to the questions @the-mighty-sorceress tagged me in! 

Rules: Answer the 20 questions so your followers can get to know you better, and tag 20 people you would like to know better

Name: Sorry tis a secret

Nickname(s): Dirty, Marchie, Ozzy

Zodiac Sign: Libra

Height: 5’5' or 5'4'

Languages spoken: Americanized English

Nationality: American

Favourite fruit: Cherries! 

Favourite season: Summer, I adore the heat!

Favourite scent(s): Hm, I guess just the scent of my room? Old books, perhaps. I like a lot scents, as long as they aren't too strong I like them.

Favourite colour: Aqua blue

Favourite animal(s): I love so many different kinds of animals! Mostly rodents and house cats if I have to pick.

Favourite fictional character(s): DC comics: Jervis Tetch (obviously), Shauna Belzer, Kryb, The Riddler, Marvel: Mr.Sinister, Emma Frost, Dust, Storm. There are a lot more, but those are the first that come to mind, at least for these two comic studios. Hellboy, is another. 

Coffee, tea, or hot chocolate: Water! Honestly, out of all these options I'd still rather have water

Number of blankets you sleep with: Three and one for a pillow/snuggles.

When was your blog created: This one I've had for a pretty long time. Can't remember maybe three years? Four max.

Favourite subject(s): English, Film, psychology, and I'm really getting into Teratology

Currently watching: JoJo bizarre adventures Golden wind.

Favourite band(s): Alvaro Solar, Alexander Rybak, Paramore, etc

Instruments played: None, I have no musical talent.

Favourite books: oh I have too many. Original Grimm fairytales, Aesop tales, Catwoman (dollhouse), Secret Six (2015), Batman Dark knight Ventriloquist #1

Let's see tagging: ANYONE WHO WANTS TO JOIN hehe

"Alright. I'll go get the tea set."

As March headed back towards the kitchen she grabbed her Kama, not wanting to worry him. Of course if he did prove to be a threat she could just use Tetch's mind control devices, even if she didn't fully understand them.

Prying her thoughts away she scanned the multiple tea sets trying to choose which one suited the guest.

Hm the blue set, no the gold. Shaking her head, she decided to go with the purple flowered set no reason a classic wouldn't be good. Carefully she placed two teacups and the teakettle on a tray, along with a wide variety of tea bags. He should like one of these at least.

"Sorry, it took me so long. I hope we have something to your liking."

@themarchinghare

“Jervis? Are you here?” Music Meister poked his head through the doorway, looking around before stepping into the Hatter’s latest hideout. Between composing and organising his next ‘performance’, the maestro had grown bored and decided to visit his acquaintance. However he didn’t seem to be around at present.

Hares head shot up at the unfamiliar voice. Quickly she untied the apron from her waist and quickly scrubbed her hands. Tetch having guests over without notifying her was unheard of, he always wanted her to make some kind snack for his guests. Additionally she had never heard that voice before. Grabbing her Kama, she stepped into living room.

"Hello?"

@themarchinghare

“Jervis? Are you here?” Music Meister poked his head through the doorway, looking around before stepping into the Hatter’s latest hideout. Between composing and organising his next ‘performance’, the maestro had grown bored and decided to visit his acquaintance. However he didn’t seem to be around at present.

Albrecht Dürer, Hare, 1502, Albertina, Vienna

Rogues Gallery of Portraits Pt 3

Mad Hatter

His words out of a book, learned by heart. Perhaps he was someone else once, but now he is this being of paper trying to be a person of flesh. The world has one dimension too many in which he doesn’t fit.

There is little to say about his appearance, and what may be said isn’t flattering. His nose is the most remarkable part of him, large and bent. Everything else is forgotten, eyes drawn to his hat. He has many, that he wears for different occasions ; a green bowler hat for dinner, a grey béret for rainy days, a blue top hat for murder, a red tricorne for holidays… His favourite is the top hat.

He makes hats for others as well. Put them on their heads and they turn docile, obedient. The world follows the story better with hats.

He smells like Earl Grey and dust, like he is a forgotten book himself. He’s missing his main character, his Alice, which he looks for in the eyes of all women, in the way they smile and in the words they speak. It takes more than blonde hair to be Alice ; he can always dye the hair. There is an essence that he seeks. An essence he never finds. The women get scared, fail, or grow old ; flesh people, changing and decaying. He curses Time and what it does ! It flows between his fingers like a stream, taking away the Alices. The world moves without him, too fast for him to understand.

It’s always 6 o’clock at his table and in his heart. The quest for an Alice never ends.

"Does he believe he's an animal?"

“Normally I’d say yes. This is Gotham city we have people who believe they’re Gods and this is the best city in the world. In this case, however..... I think no one ever taught him manners. I think he needs a hat.”

"Ah, how very fascinating."

Even if she had her weapons at the moment, it'd probably do no good against him. With how often she'd been mind controlled by Tetch he'd likely only need to sing a single note.

"Count yourself lucky that your natural talent didn't also give you skin like Killer Croc."

Noticing the change in her new companion Madeline decided it'd be better to add more humor to the topic.

"Or perhaps giving you feathers."

Tetch really should fill her in more about his more 'special' friends.

@themarchinghare

“Jervis? Are you here?” Music Meister poked his head through the doorway, looking around before stepping into the Hatter’s latest hideout. Between composing and organising his next ‘performance’, the maestro had grown bored and decided to visit his acquaintance. However he didn’t seem to be around at present.

Bunny prance

Last thing you Googled?

“I’m… a busy man I promise.”

OwO get art

Commission info! Hit me up if you're interrested!

The hare frowned at this. “That’s just awful Alice perhaps you should go back to Wonderland. We all miss you and it’d be far less dreary. ” If Alice was sad it was her job to help cheer her up or else Hatter could get upset. “Perhaps if you’d like I can show you the way. I may not be the rabbit, but if I can find my way around a shindig I can find my way to Wonderland.”

"Hi, I'm The March Hare!"

Hєℓℓσ, Mя. Mαяcн Hαяє, нσω αяє уσυ?