Luna Really Saw This Bunch Of Kids And Said, “You’re Ugly. You’re Disgusting. I’m Gonna Kill

Luna really saw this bunch of kids and said, “You’re ugly. You’re disgusting. I’m gonna kill you. Give me $200.

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7 years ago

wHO'S A BETTER BITCH?? YOU

YOU'S A BETTER BITCH

tbh tho if you send me kate stuff i will cry @ anyone

Best Girl For My Best Bitch @them0rtal

Best girl for my best bitch @them0rtal


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7 years ago

It's come to my attention that Lauren went into real-estate and was helping Kate sell the house...

Lauren: Kate you gotta.

Kate: Gotta what? Catch 'em all?

Lauren: You fucking piece of shit I mean send me pictures of the house.


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2 years ago

a lot of people agree that Ben would have a mountain dew addiction but personally I think he would be addicted to Dr pepper


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8 years ago

boo

LMAOOO

2 years ago

Shout out to Kate the chaser. Gotta be one of my favorite genders.


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4 years ago

CP/SV & Among Us Roles

So thanks to a certain mutual, I have an addiction. But hey, check out this semi-new game if you need something like Clue...

Jeff: Jeff kinda sus though... He plays red and consistently self votes even when he’s not the Imposter. It makes him snort. (is that even possible when you don’t have a nose?). He doesn’t use hats, though.

Ben: Ben screams yellow for some odd reason. He prefers being Crewmate over Imposter, just because he’s a puzzle guy; no, it’s really because he likes watching the others freak out when the tasks aren’t done. His hat of choice is uhh... the beanie. Absolutely.

E. Jack: You can’t look at me and tell me he isn’t the best at this game. He mains white because it’s “easy” to blend in. He also likes having the face mask on his avi.

Jane: The most well rounded of the bunch- win some, lose some, it’s just the way the game plays. She prefers violet for her royal ass, as well as the flower. Play wise, she isn’t the most observing of who’s where.

Nina: Nina uses the sticky note and light green- very obnoxious but loving. They’re the one to sit on security until lights go out. That’s when they assume the tardiest person is the Imposter.

Tim: hates the game.

Brian: Brian’s... okay. He’ll be the passive Imposter and let the others eliminate each other until the end. Most of the times you’ll see him as the cyan with a cowboy hat. He wants to be a cowboy baby,,,

Lauren: Makes the games and is always first to the body reports. Despite the mere luck, she’s a dumbass and yells about her co-posters making dumb moves. She’s the one with the plunger, doesn’t main any color.

Kate: Oh dear. She’s always wants Imposter but sucks ass at the role. She’s always caught, and she always cusses under her breath when a plan doesn’t work out. Her main color is brown... filthy animal.

C.R.: Thought he’d be super invested in the game, bought it on PC and mobile, dropped money on all the DLC, and he’s too much of a dipshit to play at the same time as everyone. He plays on the Euro servers because they’re “cooler”, and he brags about being the irl “black with wet floor sign” player.

Helen: He’s dark blue, obviously, but he has a little bit of an attachment to the dummy crewmate hat. He’s also the speedrunner of his tasks, and he nails the admin card swipe nine times out of ten: a legacy.


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7 years ago

Thoughts on TDW

I shouldn't have to say this but

EMH SPOILERS

"YOU COULDVE FUCKING SAVED US"

*jeff's "corpse" is present*

Me: sHOW ME THE CARFAX

*insert noah wandering with his usual tagline*

*vin saying fuck a number of times*

coming from water. because mh did it so it must be clever

using a radio tower. because the arrival made money off of it and so could we

hABITS HAND IS TWITCHING

is that bitch on the audio fairmount evan??? regular evan?? what fucking punishment??


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8 years ago

it really bugs me that they're so insensitive about other really good ships and now they're practically out of the fandom but ¯_(ツ)_/¯

can't do much now can we-

What's the TicciWork rule?

The ticciwork rule is that Toby and clockwork can only be shipped with each other due to the wishes of the creators


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4 years ago

went from learning about the arg to listening to Alex read fanfic this enlightenment’s been great


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