I Cleaned Up The Blåhaj Image, Sirwhere Leaving An IKEA (we Bought All The Sharks.)

Mysterious bar reappeared after eleven months from disappearance.

Mysterious local bar "Bar of Babel" returns after eleven months since disappearance. It is currently unknown on where the bar came from originally and where it disappeared to during the eleven months it was gone. Any trace of the building or it's employees had disappeared during the establishment vanishing which begun from November last year. The employees are working as if the bar never closed with none providing a reply to where the bar had gone.

"Bar of Babel" is a bar that showed up at the beginning of October 2022. Each of the establishment's employees wears a mask adorned with either horns or antlers and a design unique to each employee with a singular accent color. Aside from the mask every employee wears the same bartender outfit with either a bowtie or a tie which has a matching color to the mask. The employees take turns on being a waiter, janitor and bartender changing every few hours. In the establishment itself, there are 3 bars and on each you must humor the employee with a story, a game or a riddle depending on the bartender and you get a drink after doing so.

Can I put cat ears on the obelisk? >:3c

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me too

I love this cat, it has a permanent ":3" face.

oh and this was also posted on my twitter.

I saw this and thought oh this would be perfect with me and my friends. What did we do to get arrested? everything. none of us live in Idaho, none of us are from the USA all of us are european, why are we in Idaho? i asked my friend what is a funny place to get arrested in.

Fun fact i've made all the designs for me and my friends.

damn what they do

It's important to remember

I LEARNT BLENDER FOR THIS :D

Several non-dateable characters appear in Dialtown!

- Cat, a printer headed IT worker hooked on coffee. Rarely seen outside. Cat is friends with Oliver though in usual ADHD fashion, rarely actually remembers to text people. Cat is also roommates with Samy as it takes multiple people to be able to afford a decent apartment in this hell.

- Samy, a Microwave headed lesbeean who really likes bees. She is known for grabbing objects out of people's hands and microwaving them, which was how She found out she has a shrimp allergy.

- Jolly, who has an electric tea kettle for a head, mostly a gullible idiot and very food-motivated. Prone to half-a-second outbursts of rage as well as being a pyromaniac.

- Usa man, a toaster head who surprisingly, unlike their name is not from the united states. Usa man is a local cat owner who makes bank from posting cat pictures.

- Leon, a Classic monitor headed elusive person who rarely shows up anyway.

Nondateable due to many reasons such as:

- Cat is a phonefucker but will not date Gingi, no matter the head.

- Samy is in a relationship with a person already

- Jolly is also in a relationship.

- Usa man is an Aro Ace individual.

- Leon... Leon does not show up much anyway, being very elusive but it is very likely he is not a monsterfucker either.

Although the cast has quite the assortment of random objects as heads they can be classified as phones due to technicality.

Oh and yes all the characters are self inserts though half of them did not have a choice to getting dragged with me :]

Basically, I've already made the characters for me and my friends a long time ago yes, though now this time I've just replaced their heads with objects. Basically what I always do for alternate universes for Sirwhere (uh, the friendgroup's name)

( @directdogman )

I know, the magic is fucking broken already Samy, it's not exactly a secret anymore now is it?

I fucked up.

hey, evil fucked up version of anonyan here.

i dont read the manga but the non evil version of anonyan gets really excited about it and i keep getting dms about you two talking.

keep being great and making them happy.

Also im biting jinwoo.

Lmao reverse anonyan i see xDDD!!! I'm an all rounder, I read shounen/shoujo manhwa, Bl manhua and Murim + historical manhwas xD!! Leave my man alone that's not for you to bite<3

I already own a haj, but i am sending two blåhaj to my friends from the netherlands as the big haj is discontinued. I would use this to send everyone a haj. Can i choose who i explode?

Everyone needs haj and @yourgirlsamy needs multiple.

Why did Dutch Ikea discontinue them though?

Hello, beloved aunties of the servers transgirl polycule. In front of you is an infinite blahaj container. For every one you take, a terf will explode. I - yes, i know rhis isn’t a bad yhings. Take them.

I put him in a dress.