Dairy Free
The things you’ll need
Ingredients
1 cup honey
½ cup agave
2 cups almond butter
¼ teaspoon sea salt
½ teaspoon vanilla extract
½ teaspoon almond extract
Equipment
Medium sauce pot
Candy thermometer
Rectangular candy mold
Spoon
Rubber spatula
Let’s get started!
Mix honey, agave, sea salt and extracts in a medium sauce pot and place in a candy thermometer.
Cook the mixture on low heat for 12 minutes, stirring constantly with a rubber spatula. Do not allow the mixture to exceed 250°F.
Add almond butter and cook for an additional 2 to 3 minutes or until it pulls away from the pot.
Remove the mixture from the heat and using a spoon to place it into your mold.
Allow the mixture to cool in the molds and remove them once they have hardened.
TaDa! This Witcher Toffee will make an alliance with your taste buds!
Have you ever read a really good fic then looked up the author's other works and lo and behold a treasure trove of fics that are exactly your kind of shit? Because god that is what euphoria feels like. I love you random fic writers i unexpectedly find
I just accidentally made un-tea?????
I made green tea, but I forgot there was an old bag of chai in the kettle, so I mixed chai water with decaf green tea, then I mixed in like a half table spoon or something of that honey from the dollar store that they aren't legally allowed to call honey because there's too much corn syrup in it and some almond milk and a single drop of coffee creamer because we ran out and???? It tastes like??? Nothing????
It has LESS flavor than my tap water! HOW do you EVEN-
I think I made a flavor that's only perceptible to shrimp, that's the only explanation
I think the most heart-wrenching thing. Is to cry and scream and have no one just hold you. No, you must carry this weight, this pain. Scream if you must; let the gods hear your pain; let the earth feel your tears. Mourn. Because you're burning for the flame that just went out.
She needs to stop smelling the roses before I push her into the thorny ones.
Me, thehiddenwhiterose
Kaidan: Okay, so this should be pretty simple. Repeat after me; don’t kill people.
Miraak: Put them in a cage.
Kaidan: …Let’s try again. Don’t kill people.
Miraak: Stalk them first.
Kaidan: Not quite what I’m saying.
Miraak: Sounds exactly the same to me.
Kaidan: Does it?
Miraak: Yeah.
Kaidan: Okay… okay. Let’s try again.
Miraak: Got it.
Kaidan: Don’t.
Miraak: Don’t.
Kaidan: Kill.
Miraak: Kill.
Kaidan: People.
Miraak: People.
Kaidan: Yeah, that’s great. That’s it. That’s good. Now faster; don’t kill people.
Miraak: She brought it on herself.
Kaidan: This is too hard. I can’t-I can’t teach you.
Technically it was just rum but tagging is complicated for me.
Put yours in the tags.
There is two-fold Silence-sea and shore-body and soul.One dwells in lonely places, Newly with grass o'ergrown; some solemn grace, Some human memories and tearful lore, Render him terrorless:his name is"No More
Edgar Allen Poe,Silence
reblog to give warm bread to your mutuals
Please, save a life instead of ignoring one.
I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:
IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.
1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.
2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.
3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”
4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”
5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.
TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.
Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.
reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)