I Am Both At The Same Time.

How does one find a QPP? Asking for a sad aroace friend who just wants someone to go on adventures with, and talk to after a long day of work, and cuddle on the couch with, and tell stories to, and infodump with, but who very much does not want a romantic or sexual relationship. (The friend is me).

y'all ever write something and go back to read it later and it's like some old writing god possessed you and slowly, tenderly guided your hands across the keys to craft a sentence that has the same vibe as sitting on your porch swing in the country side, sipping tea and watching the sunset? no? oh, okay

MHA Fanfiction be like:

(I'm the one that's writing it tbh)

The villain decides to do the classic "team up to defeat a common foe" trope but it's been taking a lot longer than they had expected,the heroes are getting emotionally attached and it's starting to get weird.

togachako-coded, I fear

I recently learned a new defense against dagger attacks that involves grabbing the person's wrist, tripping them, and catching them in a sort of ballroom dancing dip. It's so funny to me. I see you are trying to Stab me, but unfortunately for you, I am going to Hold you in my Strong Arms and make you Uncomfortable

My favorite set of separated-at-birth blonde triplets posing with the only people who can match their freaks frfr

???

You can’t convince me Horikoshi doesn’t feel something towards blonde 🤨

canon af

Ochako: I will defeat Toga.

Izuku: You said that last time. Then her clothes dissolved and you fell onto her knife because you were distracted.

Ochako: It’s a very insidious quirk.

I was today years old when I learned that when you type “otp: true” in AO3 search results it filters out fics with additional ships, leaving only the fics where your otp is the main ship

cruel irony

They’re struggling