"Um, It's Kind Of A Lot" By Will Wood Is So Togachako-coded That It HURTS. Like, So Give It A Listen,

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I've always had a high level of respect for smut writers, because I, a crack and fluff writer, cannot write a kiss scene without wanting to jump off a bridge and/or put my head through the desk due to the sheer level of secondhand embarrassment I get. YALL ARE SO COOL FOR THAT, SERIOUSLY. Way stronger than me too. I'm looking over my shoulder like "holyshitholyshitholyshit" and the thing I wrote was "A looked fondly at B, gently grabbing their hand and drawing them closer"

Ochako strikes me as someone who starts crying when she gets really happy/something sickeningly sweet and intimate happens.

Himiko, on the other hand, seems like the type to hug someone so tightly they explode when something really sweet/really happy happens. Like, too much joy, no way to express it, starts hugging people really tightly and trying to bite them.

that's... yeah that's canon

Caitlyn Ki-rizz-mman our lesbian lord and saviour who’s canonically charmed/banged the most people out of anyone in this show including an enemy spy who still used her last words to thank her for the honour your unmatched game will always be famous 👏

Shout-out to all my sad gays.

Shout-out to every lesbian not from Lesbos.

Shout-out to all my bi's who are just one person.

Shout-out to all my pans who prefer to hit people with pots.

Shout-out to all my polys who are one sided.

Shout-out to all my average omnis.

Shout-out to all my aros who can barely use a nerf gun, let alone a bow.

Shout-out to all my aces who aren't athletic.

Shout-out to all my trans folk who need to get something off their chest (or don't, shout-out to y'all too).

Shout-out to all my grays who are multicolored.

Shout-out to all my demis that are whole.

Shout out to all my aspecs that are part of absolutely nothing.

Shout-out out to all my unlabeled folks who are limited by their lack of motivation.

Shout-out to all my apls with food allergies.

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Shout-out to all my heteros that are carbon copies of another hetero.

Shout-out to all my cats.

important discussions

Simultaneously my own biggest hater and my own biggest supporter, as was intended.

hate all the phrases that are sex-coded fr. The other day I was telling a friend “I just want more physical intimacy” and had to be like “fuck wait no” because I literally just want to be able to wrap my arms around my friends from behind and play with their hands or hair and have them come up behind me and tuck their chins over my head. “I want to sleep with you” but I literally mean I want to. Sleep. In the same bed. With you. Cuddling. Why is everything so difficult I am killing everyone

I need a friend to dm at odd hours because that single lyric from that really obscure song was SO togachako coded that it HURT MY SOUL. Since I don't have any friends that want to listen to my rambling (and I don't want to make the friends I do have hate me for said rambling) I'll give my list of togachako songs to Tumblr!

SO! Here we go, Kingston's Togachako song rec list in no particular order:

So Alright, Cool, Whatever - The Happy Fits

Lover is a Day - Cuco

Cover This Song (A Little Bit Mine) - Will Wood and The Tapeworms

As the World Caves In - Matt Maltese

space girl - Frances Forever

For the Departed - Shayfer James

Lovesick - Laufey

Promise - Laufey

From the Start - Laufey

Valentine - Laufey

Lovers Rock - TV Girl

How I'd Kill - Cowboy Malfoy

Cliche - mxmtoon

Figure You Out - Djo

Orbit - Mia Stegner

Crazier Than You - Addams Family Musical

Tongues & Teeth - The Crane Wives

Never Love an Anchor - The Crane Wives

The Red Means I Love You - Madds Buckley

Skeleton Appreciation Day - Will Wood and The Tapeworms

Villainous Thing - Shayfer James

Don't You Dare (Make Me Fall in Love with You) - Kaden MacKay

Twist the Knife - That Handsome Devil

Under My Skin - Jukebox The Ghost

Rule #7 - Angel Tango - Fish in a Birdcage

Bet - Rio Romeo

Cannibal - Tally Hall

When Somebody Needs You - Will Wood

Um, It's Kind of a Lot - Will Wood

Misanthrapologist - Will Wood

Good Luck, Babe - Chappell Roan

Yes, to Err is Human, So Don't Be One - Will Wood

Against the Kitchen Floor - Will Wood

Bonus Songs:

League of Villain-coded

My Alcoholic Friends - The Dresden Dolls

Where We Belong - Shayfer James

Himiko-coded

Rivers Is a Vampire - Bear Ghost

Ochako-coded

all-american bitch - Olivia Rodrigo

(Admire the self-restraint I have not to list "Simping for the Villain - Boy Jr." under the Ochako-coded section.)

Okay thank you for listening Tumblr, goodnight <3

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