Writing My Fic Rn, And It Has Texting In It, Right? I've Made Ochako's Contact In Himiko's Phone "Chako

Uraraka: You got arrested again?

Himiko: You gotta believe me, I just so happened to be at the scene of the crime!

Uraraka: Well, what were you doing there?

Himiko: Committing it.

no. no. what the fuck? my writing's not allowed to make me feel things. i MADE you. you fool, i MADE YOU

if straight people gotta change pronouns when they’re singing covers so they don’t sound gay, then asexual singers have every right to replace any and all pronouns with “chicken nuggets”

All I'm saying is Jayce Talis is a bisexual polyamorous man who has a type and that type is just, Higher Beings. His type is just Jesus Christ. Bro straight up wants to fuck God

Edit: damn bisexuals found this post hello y'all hope you have a nice day the post reached its target audience

CRYING CRYING CRYING NOW. ITS OKAY. ITS GOOD HAPPY TEARS. THEYRE CUTE AF.

Separation anxiety

when the fanfic so good you start gripping it in your claws through the screen and speaking in tongues

WAIT WHAT--

I cannot begin to explain to you the disappointment I felt on finding out that “match my freak” was a sexual thing and not a level of how insane you are with your friends

How Act 2 is going:

Caitlyn: My sister in law killed my mom and I'm in my lesbian dictator era

Vi: My girlfriend broke up with me right after we kissed

Jinx: I got reversed adopted by a random kid

Ambessa: *manipulating Caitlyn*

Sevika: *gambling with her new arm*

Viktor: *is Yaoi Jesus*

Jayce, Ekko and Heimerdinger: What the fuck is going on

Mel's subplot:

Silco and his terror of a daughter

REVERSE TROPE WRITING PROMPTS

Too many beds

Accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss

Really nice guy who hates only you

Academic rivals except it’s two teachers who compete to have the best class

Divorce of convenience

Too much communication

True hate’s kiss (only kissing your enemy can break a curse)

Dating your enemy’s sibling

Lovers to enemies

Hate at first sight

Love triangle where the two love interests get together instead

Fake amnesia

Soulmates who are fated to kill each other

Strangers to enemies

Instead of fake dating, everyone is convinced that you aren’t actually dating

Too hot to cuddle

Love interest CEO is a himbo/bimbo who runs their company into the ground

Nursing home au