"you're Not Aspec You're Just Confused" Can't I Be Both

I'd like to believe that Himiko called Ochako "my hero" once (probably as a joke), but Ochako started just calling her "my villain" back. So like, whenever Ochako sees like, an unsolved crime documentary and she recognizes that's it's Himiko's doing, she's just like "Oh, that's my villain" with no context for anyone who happens to overhear her

Himiko and Ochako as Charlie and Vaggie from Hazbin Hotel. Hear me out. Himiko is Charlie, Ochako is Vaggie. Ochako is sent in to join the LoV as a spy/double agent, and ends up becoming a real member and dating Himiko. Then, angst time. There's some kind of raid/fight with the heroes and villains, and we get the confrontation; it's like, Izuku or Tsu or some other hero, and it's just that scene from You Didn't Know.

[Villains are barely winning]

Himiko, out of the fight, being protected by Ochako: *cheering her on*

Izuku: "Don't you act all high and mighty, did you ever think your little girlfriend might be a /liar/?"

Ochako: "Don't Izuku, please."

Izuku: "What's the fuss? Why hide the fact that you're a hero just like us?"

fascinated by these entries in the 30th Anniversary CAPCOM Character Encyclopedia (released 2013, pre-Dual Destinies)

I beg you to look at them all. they're funny as hell. but i'll summarize my favorite details.

Klavier listed as Apollo's 'archenemy'

Not only that, but Gumshoe having an archenemy- being Franziska

Gumshoe's 'weapon of choice' being "Good-natured Incompetence"

Maya noted as "...generously get[ting] herself kidnapped or framed for murder whenever things get a little slow at the agency"

Edgeworth's role in AAI/GK2 applauded as "...he could devote his considerable mental talents to actually solving crimes instead of just prosecuting whichever poor dope the cops had fingered." Ouch!

Phoenix's weight listed as "varies" (???)

Phoenix's hairstyle summarized as "the world's biggest cowlick"

Ghost trick ones under the cut because they deserve some love too

Sissel's weapon of choice being "Heavy crates conveniently dangling from cranes" is funny as hell

THIS ONE

Yes im aromantic but i hate when people take that as "i want nothing to do with any type of relationship/affection besides platonic" because that just isnt true. No i will not be your boyfriend Yes i will kiss you if you want me to

Obsessed with the idea that even when they're adults, Himiko and Ochako still do kid things. They have matching pajamas for their favorite shows and they still frequent the treehouse they built when they were teenagers and do all these silly little things because neither of them really got that experience as a child. Ochako's parents could never afford the cool pajamas and Himiko's parents never gave her time of day, so now they're just making up for lost time together. IM CRYING.

omfgggggg

Himiko: These feelings are genuine. That's why I'm giving you all of my blood.

Ochako:

I'M CRYING WHY DID TRUMP TAG PAPYRUS

Not the normal togachako, fanfic, or music posts I spam by blog with but little aro rant time:

I think you either get to be one of those aromantic people who end up falling in love, or you get to be the one who's sitting there, trying to be happy while your friend talks about getting married, and all you can think is "I might lose them." You try to be happy, because marriage is happy; it's supposed to be happy. They love each other, it's a great thing, but what about you? You're making it about yourself now--their marriage, a plan for the future, something that won't happen for a long while, doesn't involve you, but you're sitting there, trying not to cry, and they're /so/ happy sounding. And it's only made worse because they're inviting you, because you're friends and they're aro too and they might understand this, but you can't find it in your heart to tell them, instead you yell into the tumblr void, because what if they think you're just being selfish and controlling and toxic and you don't want that, you don't want to end this friendship because talking to them is so fun.

I will be listening to Will Wood and directing these feelings into a togachako fic if anyone needs me lol

if straight people gotta change pronouns when they’re singing covers so they don’t sound gay, then asexual singers have every right to replace any and all pronouns with “chicken nuggets”

REVERSE TROPE WRITING PROMPTS

Too many beds

Accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss

Really nice guy who hates only you

Academic rivals except it’s two teachers who compete to have the best class

Divorce of convenience

Too much communication

True hate’s kiss (only kissing your enemy can break a curse)

Dating your enemy’s sibling

Lovers to enemies

Hate at first sight

Love triangle where the two love interests get together instead

Fake amnesia

Soulmates who are fated to kill each other

Strangers to enemies

Instead of fake dating, everyone is convinced that you aren’t actually dating

Too hot to cuddle

Love interest CEO is a himbo/bimbo who runs their company into the ground

Nursing home au