Absolutely Losing My Shìt Over Tiktok Girls Using Girl In Red For Their Aesthetic Fall Vids Bc They

Guys I just searched a tag on ao3 and got no results. I'm simultaneously like oo look at me having creative thoughts, and also I just wanna read fanfic.

I realized that me learning Arabic would piss off a lot Trumpers, so whenever I see some stupid shit about them I fuel my rage into my Arabic lessons.

Also, spending taxpayer money to provide food is "extremist" but spending taxpayer money to hire cops to guard dumpsters to prevent homeless people from eating for free is "the way we do things".

I kinda want to let some crazy crunchy granola health guru try to "fix" me, just to see if it'll work. Just be their project for like, a year or two. It would be a fun experiment, I think.

At the time I voted on this, the least voted for option is "constructive political discussion," and I might die from how accurate that is.

(I bring a sort of “Everyone has inherent worth regardless of their productivity” Vibe to every conversation that ableists don’t really seem to like)

I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

May I suggest: lying down on the ground staring at the ceiling.

Instead of trying to replace an ableist and incorrect usage of intensive though (e.g "the intrusive thoughts won tonight") to mean impulsive behaviour with the term "impulsive thoughts" (which is clunky because it obviously still draws from intrusive thoughts and is similar enough for people to not notice or know the difference, is still ableist as this is also a medical term, and self-contradictory, as any impulsive thoughts are not necessarily harmful in a way that works for the meme), I suggest we start referring to it as The Impulse. Capital letters and all.

Arguments:

- draws on the popular internet slang expression of The Horrors (unspecific but commonly experienced life struggles of both psychological and material original), and is therefore not connected to the ableist misuse of instructive thoughts;

- additionally, implies the existence of universal human experience with The Impulse, in a similar way humans universally can experience The Horrors, and therefore inclusive of all;

- also implies the existence of The Impulse entity which, according to individual interpret, can be anything yet immediately relatable to other people;

- is literally just funnier than both intrusive thoughts and impulsive thoughts in that context;

- sounds ominous enough to use in ominous situations.

Example of use:

"bro let The Impulse win 💀"

"The Impulse won tonight (dyed my hair at 3 am)"

"The Impulse telling me to call my ex [insert reaction picture]"

"can't let The Impulse win this one"

You can also smack at ™ there, implying that The Impulse™ is well known enough to be trademarked and widely recognisable, which I think is cool.

Lol so I was looks at YouTube videos and one of them the title mentioned the "hot coworker" and I knew the game so I was like "creator made him hot on purpose don't fall for it" and then immediately after thought "lol me when I meet a hot person irl" lmao. So anyway. I need to go back to therapy