I Have A Sinus Infection Right Now. Someone Put Me Out Of My Misery.

Lol so I was looks at YouTube videos and one of them the title mentioned the "hot coworker" and I knew the game so I was like "creator made him hot on purpose don't fall for it" and then immediately after thought "lol me when I meet a hot person irl" lmao. So anyway. I need to go back to therapy

I'm a water bottle of sparkling ice, mango peach flavour. Mostly pretty nice but kind of tedious because you have to be careful opening the spout so the drink doesn't fizz up the straw and spit on you. If you don't like it, that sucks for you.

"He/Him" and "Little Guy" not in the way of being a boy or a man but in the way of whatever these thing have got going on.

YOU KNOW WHAT that trend there was in the mid to late 2010s of putting a unicorn horn on literally everything was actually pretty rad. That aesthetic was actually like not bad. Gimme the pink and teal flowers, glitter gold accents, and cheesy calligraphy.

How to get attention no glue no borax

I can always tell when teachers have kids of their own bc I always make them switch from teacher mode to parent mode. Earlier today, my pe teacher was said his normal chill "Have a good one" to my classmate, then I walk by defaulting to my whispery please-don't-yell-at-me voice and he immediately is all like "Yeah ^-^ You have a good day kid :)" like sir u have a toddler don't u.

YOOOOOO I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BOIIIIIIIS. If your local aroace autistic antisocial ass bitch can get a girlfriend, then have hope.

"Friends dont look at friends that way" COWARD. I look at my friends with awe in my eyes, my chest is filled with love, im glowing because i get to be near my friends. I look at my friends and i would give them my everything. SO SKILL ISSUE, look at your friends with all the love that you have

The safest slep

My lizard sleeping very safely, very securely, head not exposed means body not exposed, the ultimate protective sleeping position against predators