Especially When They Tell U Ur Being Dramatic. Let's See How U Like It Huh

Sorry I Spent all mY spoons this week already and it's fucking Tuesday. We're heading to the knives

I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

As a person who has primarily lived in very low population areas, I find it hilarious when people are scared of outdoors noises because... that's exactly how I feel about city noises. Wdym the weird noises from the badlands are scary? Have you heard your own habitat? Giant fucking diesel trucks rumbling right past your window and you give zero shits. Nah, give me back the screeching mountain lions any day.

i think bedframes are anti-human devices because how do i jump on my bed like a child without crushing my skull on the ceiling now. what if i wanted to test out my whimsy hello

Bakery clearance rack is full tonight >:D

Beautifullest boi

Notched-mouth ground beetle is built like a hot wheels

reblog for something t4t to happen to you this summer.

i loveeeeeee nonlinear storytelling. show me where we are. now show me how we got here. the end before the beginning. show me how it was inevitable or how many chances we had to change things(nothing was ever going to change). let's meet in the middle as all the puzzle pieces slide into place hell yeah that's the good shit.