Beetles Compromise 25% Of All Animal Species. That Means 1 In 4 Animals Is Probably A Beetle. Is It You?

2005-2014

godammit old man

Is it time to diddle ?

It’s always time to diddle.

This is a ring made from dinosaur bone, meteorite, and gold.

Tumblr Pro Ft. Doug Dimmadome, Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome

The users of tumblr all turn their heads in unison. What is that sound? That music, playing in the distance, growing louder as if it draws nearer. The sound of tires grating against the ground meshes with the music, the noise of bullets being fired through the air.

They can feel it. They can feel it against the ground, rumbling like an earthquake- or, possibly, just poor driving skills- and they gulp in unison.

They’re here.

WEVE BEEN SMECKLEDORFED

So I work at a pizza place right next door to a comic book store, and today’s Free Comic Book Day. I didn’t think it’d get too crazy or anything.

Then I look to the front of the store and see this