You Are Under Arrest For Being Tall.  get Down Here.  what Are You Doing

So I work at a pizza place right next door to a comic book store, and today’s Free Comic Book Day. I didn’t think it’d get too crazy or anything.

Then I look to the front of the store and see this 

WEVE BEEN SMECKLEDORFED

Are we just going to ignore Lindsay’s choice of Minecraft skin? She chose to be a penguin, which is a small bird that can easily fit inside of a backpack and be carried around. MIchael’s skin is Banjo, who carries his bird friend in his backpack. I rest my case.

ahaha this is such a cute character

I wanna see them

BEAT UP (◡ ‿ ◡ ✿)

BLOODY (o ‿ o ✿)

AND BROKEN (O ‿ O✿)

I JUST FOUND OUT THAT HUNDRED OF METERS UNDER THE SEA, THERE IS A LIVING BEING THAT IS LITERALLY JUST A FLOATING BUTT

…And I thought Link liked Mario…

Gavin Free flying across your dashboard.