GAVIN DAVIN FREE THAT IS A NO NO WORD

So I work at a pizza place right next door to a comic book store, and today’s Free Comic Book Day. I didn’t think it’d get too crazy or anything.

Then I look to the front of the store and see this 

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Gavin Free flying across your dashboard.

[Another plausible reason as to why Elsa never left her room: She was too busy giffing Frozen. (Used the karaoke track from here)]

Lyrics:

Do you wanna get off tumblr? Come on let’s go outside! You’ve been giffing Frozen for a week. We never speak. I can tell that it’s a lie.

When I ask you to hang out And you tell me That you have a stomachache Do you wanna get off tumblr? Oh would you please just get off tumblr (One more post, Anna!) Okay bye

Do you wanna get off tumblr? I haven’t seen you in a year! Just close your laptop and walk out the door. It will be like before If you’d please come out here! (I’ll cut the wifi!)

It must get really lonely In an empty room On your own with just a blog! Re-blog, re-blog re-blog re-blog

Elsa? I know you’re still in there. You’re still the person I once knew. I’m so done trying to get you outside, But look on the bright side I signed up too!

We only have each other And this website too. Please teach me how to gif.

Will you follow me on tumblr?