#food

I’m laughing so hard the balloons in my friends house for her party set off the motion sensor alarm and the police showed up and searched the house but no one was there. we drew the dumbest faces on the balloons just imagine walking into a house thinking there’s a robber and

hello

imagine being in ravenclaw and going back to your common room  stumbling drunk in the middle of the night after a magical night of partying and having to answer a fucking riddle in order to get in your own goddamn bedroom

the-meta

[muffled blood gulch blues in the background]

[NOT SO MUFFLED BLOOD GULCH BLUES IN THE BACKGROUND]

2005-2014

gryffindor-chick:

And people say you can’t rewrite history.

Did he just rewrite history?

THATS NOT EVEN A WORD AND I AGREE WITH YA

How puppies help when you’re sick.

i had way too much fun with this site

WEVE BEEN SMECKLEDORFED

godammit old man