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Valorant HCs lets go

I found a whole collection of these in my notes app so heres more of my ramblings

Sage is really good at sudoku

Jett and Phoenix somehow convinced Omen that he’s an octopus

Viper had to reassure Omen that he is in fact not an octopus

Raze is a really good cook but lacks any patience for it 

Cypher leaves little presents in front of the agents rooms on their birthdays

No one told Cypher their birthday he just knows

Viper has built up immunity to several poisons

When Gekko fell asleep after playing games Brim made sure to throw a blanket over him

Gekko also once called Brim a GOAT and just laughed when Brim got confused

Chamber gets mocked a lot for being French (rightly so) and even Sage finds it too funny to make anyone stop

Jett has used her powers to catch birds before

Yoru is trans (my reasoning: i am trans nd i think he’s neat)

Sage taught herself a lot about medicine and now everyone in the protocol assumes she’s been to medical school

Skye and Deadlock go birdwatching together during their hikes

Christmas really isn’t a big deal in the protocol but they’ll have a slightly nicer meal to somewhat celebrate

Most/all of the agents have special things they’ll do for their own cultures holidays and celebrations

Could I beat the valorant agents in chess boxing?

Ok in chess boxing you do 6 round of chess and 5 of boxing, chess rounds last 4 mins and boxing round last 3. Now heres my thoughts on what characters i could take in chess boxing.

Astra

Astra presides over most if not all of time and space so she’d mostly definitely have a leg up in the chess department. As for the boxing I think she’d wipe the fucking floor with me, the woman has a metal arm and I am very frightened always

Breach

I think Breach is like quite a smart guy but i don’t think he knows chess (tbf i dont really either) so i’d try to get the upper hand in chess hopefully winning quickly so I do not get obliterated by an angry swede

Brimstone

Once again Brim is smart but not chess smart so I’d feel alright about taking him in chess but in boxing???? no thanks, this man has arms the size of my head and i’d rather my bones stay intact

Chamber

Chamber seems like the type of asshole to enjoy chess so I’m just gonna cut my losses there boxing on the other hand, I feel like my hatred for france alone would carry my through the boxing session. (for a little context I am very very british and therefore am natural enemies w/ the french). Also please consider he’s lanky as fuck like i could kick him in the knees and he’d be down

Cypher

Right we already know im not winning against cypher in chess, it is what it is. Im gonna keep this part short and sweet but I would kick this mans ass, he’s hardly taller than me and i’m a god damn brawler. I am winning against this man no matter what.

Deadlock

Hot take but I think I could probably win against her in chess. In boxing I am dead, she fought a bear and won, she has a fucking metal arm, I just think she’d be good at fighting.

Fade

Once again gonna keep this short, chess im pretty sure theres no chance there. Boxing I would absolutely win, for one we are close to/if not the same height so that puts us on even ground, and two, you cannot tell me Fade lives off anything other than quick meals and coffee. I am winning 100%

Gekko

I would absolutely beat Gekko in chess boxing no I will not answer questions.

Harbor

I think with Harbor the chess portion is gonna be a 50/50 and will just depend on the game itself. With boxing just no. I refuse. Here is another character with arms the size of my head. Also he’s like 5′9 or smth so no I will not be challenging him to chess boxing anytime soon.

Jett

Easy, chess is a for sure win boxing is a lot more 50/50 overall but I’m pretty sure I could win

Kay/0

No. Just no. He’s a robot no one is beating him in chess. And no I can’t win in boxing his name is literally K/O  and he is a robot in what world would he not end my entire bloodline

Only did half the agents cus I am lazy but I may make a follow up

Anyone wanna play val?? pls

im a deadlock main and i play on eu servers (cause i am better)

Yorunix (sfw) headcannons!!!

*Crawls out from the shadows to offer you these*

Yoru is a massive cuddler?? the first time they shared a bed Phoenix woke up to Yoru wrapped around him but didn’t have the heart to wake him.

Yoru blames Phoenix everytime the weathers too hot even if Phoenix is nowhere in the vicinity

 Phoenix has a folder on his phone thats just pics of Yoru when he’s being cute

They have a lot of late night talks about what they’ll do once the wars over and they can leave the protocol (even though both of them know that will probably never happen)

Yoru never apologised for shooting Phoenix

Phoenix is one of the few people who can get Yoru to stop being pissed off all the time

After difficult missions when one of them doesn’t feel like talking the other will just start rambling about their pasts

Phoenix got Yoru to try beans on toast one time and Yoru has never forgiven him

Black cat x golden retriver

Phoenix taught himself a handful of phrases in Japanese to better connect with Yoru but that just ended with Yoru giving Phoenix extensive lessons on Japanese pronunciation  

When Yoru’s tired/fed up he refuses to speak english

Phoenix asked why and Yoru told him he finds it easier to think and talk in his native language

They make each other food a lot

Also hot take but I think their ship name should be firewalker (firebird x riftwalker)

Valorant Headcannons

Sova has a small collections of different prosthetics for his eye most of them are normal but some of the younger agents got him more interesting ones

Jett once saw Sova take his eye out and she screamed (Sova had to reassure her he was fine)

Sova is not a natural blond

Jett once broke three bones after dashing into a wall because Yoru said she wouldn’t

Sage proceeded to throw her shoe at Yoru

Phoenix, Yoru, Jett, Neon, Reyna have never dyed their hair its just colourful cus thats what radianite does to an mf

Phoenix once mentioned that he doesn’t have a dad and got very confused by the other agents reactions (he had to then explain the fact he has two mums)

Jett moves things in Phoenixs room sometimes just to wind him up

Brimstone had to make a rule that if you’re arguing with someone it has to be in a language you both speak (mostly because of Reyna yelling in Spanish and Viper yelling back that she doesn’t speak spanish)

Neon has chronic fatigue due to how much energy her powers force her to exert

Phoenix likes to confuse Brimstone by being aggressively english

Killjoy has called Brimstone dad more then once to the point where he just accepts it

Guys I crave the rot

Forgot to post this one lol

Rating Val ships simply because i can

I stared at my laptop for like 10 mins figuring out how i was gonna order this

Glalaxsea (Astra x Harbor)

A solid 9/10 overall

10/10 ship name

Very simple and very sweet

Nothing too interesting

forget the moon and the sun its moon and sea no i will not be told otherwise

(the moon and the sea fell in love but were separated and now the sea tries to reach for the moon and thats why we have waves is the story behind it btw)

Reyge (Reyna x Sage)

An easy 10/10

7/10 ship name

its good but theres better ya know

The fluff and angst potential is so good

Bitemark (Viper x Chamber)

7/10 ship

oh my god 10/10 ship name

the amount of angst that drips from this ship is delicious

viper falling hard only to find out abt everett lind nd what chambers done

fuck buddies but viper falls in love only to get her heart broken

i like them sad

Fadeshock (Fade x Neon)

10/10 ship imo

ship name is mid im so sorry 2/10

gf's who are afraid of their radiance learning control and acceptance from each other

yes pls

i think they take naps together

Yorunix (Yoru x Pheonix)

a healthy 9/10 ship

yorunix is 1/10 riftfire is 6/10 firewalker (which is what i call them) 10/10

Yoru is so in love with Phoenix and he is very mad about it

Phoenix is oblivious

I just think they love each other

Cyberowl (Sova/Cypher)

7/10 imo but its also one of my favs

8/10 ship name since i think it's pretty dope

*quietly chants in your ear* rivals to lovers rivals to lover rivals to-

Cypher had a wife but still has negative rizz and Sova is a useless homosexual

you know im right

Yokye (Yoru x Skye)

pls don't hurt me for this but 2/10

pretty good ship name tho 8/10

yeahhhhhhhhhhhh i just don't really like it at all as a ship

i can see why it's just....

MOVING SWIFTLY ON

Nanobomb (Raze x Killjoy)

10/10 and i will not be taking critism

10/10 ship name

adhd x autism

both of them aggressively pined for ages

useless lesbians fr

nothin more to say rlly

Viper x Reyna (I have no idea what their ship name is i'm sorry)

8/10 overall

i dont know what they're ship name is but i'm assuming it's good

THE ANGST MMMMMMMMMMM

get outa here with your enemies to lovers they're enemies and lovers

A lot of hatefucking im not gonna lie to you

Valorant ships and their songs

I experienced a thought the other day whilst listening to music. So heres my opinions on what songs best suit various valorant ships. This is like half vibes based and half lyric based

Yorunix/firewalker (Yoru x Phoenix)

Allies or enemies by the crane wives.

I know they're more rivals than full on enemies HOWEVER consider the dynamic

Nanobomb (Raze x Killjoy)

Sonne by Rammstein

I didn't just choose this song cuz haha kj german but instead i feel that the vibe of the song fits Raze well if you catch my drift and the line 'sie ist der hellste Stern von allen' (she is the brightest star of all) fits with kj being depicted as being the smartest in a room

Bitemark (Viper x Chamber)

Love story by Indila

ONCE AGAIN not just cus chambers french but i feel a lot of lines in the song just scream chamber for example "I will be rich and I'll offer you all my gold and if you don't care I'll be waiting for you in the harbour If you ignore me I will offer you the last gasp of life"

Reyge (Reyna x Sage)

Work song by Hozier

this is them and idc what anyone says "She never asked me once about the wrong I did" is so them I cannot even

Reyna x Viper

Bad idea by girl in red

Do I even need to explain this one?

Fadeshock (Fade x Neon)

Cigarettes out the window by Tv girl

You cant tell me that Fade doesn't seem like a smoker (also i saw an edit of them to this song and it is all i think about)

Fire storm (Phoenix x Jett)

I don't want to set the world on fire by The Ink Spots

Both of them have caused harm with their powers despite not wanting to they dont want to 'set the world on fire' they just want to be normal people (i am sosososo normal abt them)

Sage x Omen

(Dont fear) the reaper by Blue oyster cult

Omen is so used to everyone being afraid of him and Sage refuses to let him believe he's a monster

I love cyberowl as a ship sm!!! Like Sova has such a deep resentment for cypher and his methods and cypher is just like k lol. Also Cypher calling Sova out for having lied on record abt his eye and Sova being all >:/  yOur FiLE iS miSSInG aMiR

Also Cypher being probably servely traumatised to the point where he wont let ppl see his face for fear of them getting hurt and Sova’s just all >:( he’s a sketchy dude i hate him 

they’re so rivals to reluctant friends to lovers