They’re Wives Your Honor

Rating Val ships simply because i can

I stared at my laptop for like 10 mins figuring out how i was gonna order this

Glalaxsea (Astra x Harbor)

A solid 9/10 overall

10/10 ship name

Very simple and very sweet

Nothing too interesting

forget the moon and the sun its moon and sea no i will not be told otherwise

(the moon and the sea fell in love but were separated and now the sea tries to reach for the moon and thats why we have waves is the story behind it btw)

Reyge (Reyna x Sage)

An easy 10/10

7/10 ship name

its good but theres better ya know

The fluff and angst potential is so good

Bitemark (Viper x Chamber)

7/10 ship

oh my god 10/10 ship name

the amount of angst that drips from this ship is delicious

viper falling hard only to find out abt everett lind nd what chambers done

fuck buddies but viper falls in love only to get her heart broken

i like them sad

Fadeshock (Fade x Neon)

10/10 ship imo

ship name is mid im so sorry 2/10

gf's who are afraid of their radiance learning control and acceptance from each other

yes pls

i think they take naps together

Yorunix (Yoru x Pheonix)

a healthy 9/10 ship

yorunix is 1/10 riftfire is 6/10 firewalker (which is what i call them) 10/10

Yoru is so in love with Phoenix and he is very mad about it

Phoenix is oblivious

I just think they love each other

Cyberowl (Sova/Cypher)

7/10 imo but its also one of my favs

8/10 ship name since i think it's pretty dope

*quietly chants in your ear* rivals to lovers rivals to lover rivals to-

Cypher had a wife but still has negative rizz and Sova is a useless homosexual

you know im right

Yokye (Yoru x Skye)

pls don't hurt me for this but 2/10

pretty good ship name tho 8/10

yeahhhhhhhhhhhh i just don't really like it at all as a ship

i can see why it's just....

MOVING SWIFTLY ON

Nanobomb (Raze x Killjoy)

10/10 and i will not be taking critism

10/10 ship name

adhd x autism

both of them aggressively pined for ages

useless lesbians fr

nothin more to say rlly

Viper x Reyna (I have no idea what their ship name is i'm sorry)

8/10 overall

i dont know what they're ship name is but i'm assuming it's good

THE ANGST MMMMMMMMMMM

get outa here with your enemies to lovers they're enemies and lovers

A lot of hatefucking im not gonna lie to you

FadeShock hc’s cause I love them (also some FadeShockStorm)

They’re love language is napping. If anyone in the protocol is looking for Fade or Neon and they cant find either of them they’re usually away cuddling somewhere.

Neon likes to get up early to go running and Fades clings onto her for dear life because Neon's warm

It took them a while to get close physically (hand holding, cuddling, ect) since Neon was so afraid that she’d hurt Fade

Fade is fucking hopeless in the kitchen. Before the protocol she survived purely off of instant noodles, coffee, and whatever she could find at the nearest store.

Neon moves A LOT in her sleep so Fade usually wakes up to see her girlfriend half off the bed with a leg in Fades face.

Fade knows all the names of Neon’s teddys 

Fade tells Neon stories about the stray cats she befriended back in  Türkiye

Neon fell first but Fade fell harder

They take bubble baths together and one of them always ends up falling asleep

FadeShockStorm hcs:

Fade and Neon got together first but they both had a bit of a crush on Jett

Jett, at first, only thought she had a crush on Neon but Fade started subtly flirting and Jett just melted

Whenever they all share a bed Fade is in the middle, Jetts snuggled up to her and Neon is just sprawled across them

Neon and Jett call it their Fade sandwich 

Jett gets flustered super easily and Fade finds it hilarious

It was actually Fade that invited Jett into their relationship (after talking it through w/ Neon ofc)

Whenever one of them is on their period it’s just top tier pampering from the other two

If two of them are out on a mission the one left at base will send the other two some spicy pics and enjoy their reaction once they get back

Fade got so offended when Jett called her mirror a weirdo and Neon had to step in and be like but u r a weirdo babe??

I just think they all love each other

Im not rlly used to using marker but heres my attempt at drawing Reyna from val

Forgot to post this one lol

Theory about Sage

So, I've been thinking about how Sage's healing abilities, and pondering how they work. And I have a theory.

Sage can only heal something that was originally on someone's body. For example, with Breach, he was born with no arms (feel free to correct me if I'm wrong), and therefore, Sage wouldn't be able to just have him sprout arms randomly because he didn't have them in the first place.

Next, Radianite-induced injuries can't heal properly. We can see that with Deadlock's arm, which was evaporated when she evaporated that bear in the Radianite collidor thingy (again, feel free to correct me if I'm wrong). We also have proof of that with Omen, who Sage wasn't fully able to bring back.

Now, with this in mind, I have one final question...

HOW THE FUCK DID SOVA LOSE HIS EYE?!

LIKE, IT CAN'T BE SOMETHING SIMPLE AS "oh, I got rid of it so I could get this cool metal eye to help me with work" BECAUSE HE LITERALLY FABRICATED A STORY INTO HIS FILE, AS POINTED OUT BY CYPHER.

im so feral about sova, and i don't even know why

pisses me off when u look in the comments of a ship post and one of them says "i dont ship it... i just see them as friends but like this is cool ig" like nice bro what do u want us to do with this information. gtfo.

Some old stuff i've drawn (some of these are kinda old hence quality diffs)

EPISODE 8: MAGICAL GIRL.

GG ez Sova

I made tortellini at 3am in an attempt to summon a real Italian to my house.

didn’t work >_< but the pasta was delicious :D

I don’t have any photos with the pesto on the pasta…. I was hungry