"Not Noah. Mans Went For It And Fuckin’ Biffed It On The Way Down."

supes thinking "i want those thighs around my neck"

and its in the "sexy time way" AND the "if i die i die" way

literally going insane

So, I know the fandom (myself very included) love to talk about JLA playing fuck marry kill with Brucie Wayne as an option...but I offer an alternative. Bruce overhears a conversation between Clark, Diana, and Hal.

Clark: No I mean if we're playing, I'd fuck you Diana, obviously it would be a wonderful night--

Diana: and all the way into the morning, obviously

Clark: Obviously. And I'd marry Batman, so sorry Hal, I guess you gotta go.

Hal, outraged: Marry Bats???? Over Me???

Clark: Yeah, hello, have you seen him? No offense and all, but if you get the chance to sleep with wonder woman you kinda have to. And if I marry Batman I get sweet gadgets, nerdy banter, awful coffee, and I get to use the little ears on the cowl as handles while I bend him over the breakfast table every morning.

(plot twist, Clark totally knows Batman's there and this is his extremely weird and roundabout way of flirting)

I don't know how to describe this request, or if you still taking requests

But, what about a love story between Cody Burns and Priscila Pynch??

After all, is canon that Madeline went to jail but we don't know what happened to her daughter Priscilla. What if Priss was adopted by the Greene family and she started to have feelings towards Cody?

hi

yes i am indeed taking requests! if i am not, I'm sure I'll have a pinned post

i was never 100% on the ship between cody and priscila, but that does seem like a really cute idea!

Sh@t It

watching smosh play fnaf4 w/ my sister and we both absolutely lost it because of a bonnie jump scare

this audio fits these two so well and I'm glad I'm not the only one who agrees

These two in a nutshell

kirby is precious baby

KIRBY THE FIFTH TURTLE POSTING

Bruce “I’ve never said a completely truthful sentence in my life” Wayne and Clark “living lie detector” Kent are the funniest pairing for identity porn dialogue. Like Bruce is just spinning increasingly impressive lie after lie and Clark just has to stand there and give it to him because hell if not a word of what that twink just said was true.

TMNT Grind

so because of a friend, i am back on my tmnt sht lol and i decided to start with the best, 2003, and watching the first episode, i am reminded why i love this show so freaking much

raph called leo "teachers pet"

leo retorted with "ninja drop out"

AND THESE TWO IDIOTS ARE LIKE "ooooo" LIKE TEENAGE GIRLS DURING A CAT FIGHT XD i love my precious idiots so much

noah and mirage is making me go crazy.. i have an elaborate fic idea where noah dates mirage’s holoform but didn’t find out till later. im not much of a writer so this is the best i could do

it would be amazing if someone else could rewrite/cleanup this idea because im honestly not doing it justice

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Noah is a closeted gay man living in the 90’s and yearns to be with someone romantically. Mirage could tell by the way Noah looks at loving couples in public, especially during their leisure rides. A part of Mirage wishes he could be that for Noah but its hard especially since he is an alien robot much much bigger than Noah. He isn’t too sure how Noah would feel if he knew how he felt.

One day, mirage was looking through some magazine Noah brought and had an idea of creating the ideal holoform that could be with Noah. That could share comfort and love with.

It was all going so well. it started with a little meet cute and it became more, they started dating and sharing secret kisses in public. Mirage thought it was what he wanted. He thought he would be satisfied, but he never felt more lonely. the more time Noah spent with the holoform, the lesser time he did with mirage.

But he pushed through. he knew he couldn’t experience normal human dates with Noah in his alt form, so he took advantage of what he could.

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He slipped up. He mentioned Peru during one of their human dates in his holoform and a sudden realization just hit Noah. Everything came crashing down. He left, trying to find mirage.

He was questioning everything they had went through together. Was what they had ever real? Was this some joke? Was he fated to never fall in love?

His head was spiraling into confusion and anger and he marched up to Mirage, eyes puffy and red as tears dripped down his cheeks He screamed and cried, begging mirage to explain why he did so. He wanted to know why. he wanted to know if this prank was funny to mirage. He wanted to know if it was all worth it, especially after breaking his heart.

After his rage has calmed, Mirage admits that he created the holoform with be with Noah, but it was not to play with his heart. He wanted to be with Noah, he yearned having Noah by his side and creating a holoform was the closest he could get. he admitted everything and assured Noah that what he said and did through his holoform was 100% genuine.

Noah’s sobs were calmer as he looked at Mirage with his tired eyes. He didn’t know what to say. Deep down he knew he had some feelings for the alien robot but it was already hard to process his feelings as a gay man, so he pushed those feelings away. Being with Mirages’s holoform, which he didn’t know before, made it easier for him to move on because it felt normal. But now knowing it was mirage all along..he felt a little confused.

Noah admits to himself that being with ‘him’ was the best thing that ever happened to his life. He wanted to experience that again. He wanted to love and feel loved, with someone real this time.

Someone who was already right under his nose. or perhaps above his head in this sense.

Meanwhile, Mirage waits for an answer. Despite what Noah will say, Mirage chooses to respect it. He understands and doesn’t want to push any more boundaries. He doesn’t want to lose his friend. his friend which made his life on earth more exciting than it has ever been during his 7 years being stuck on this planet.

Noah finally speaks. He asks mirage to lean closer with his meekly voice, quiet and dry after sobbing his heart out.

Mirage complies and waits for Noah’s rejection. Instead he received a soft peck on his lips, which made his engine fan whir loudly. Noah smiles earnestly as he places his hand on mirage’s cheek.

Noah rested his forehead on mirage’s and they both stayed silent as they embrace each other’s presence.

No words were said but everything felt right when they were together.

this fam have me in a chokehold 😭😭🥺🥺

Busy day, but at least got this sketch of the small green fam out. Still very much in the process of refinement.

(Guess here it’s been a while since Boulder held Oaken or something along those lines (at least in his holomatter(?) form.)