I Love Threatening My Dog With, "the Rat". Not Only Because It Confuses Those Around Me But Also Because

Just realized I could post my slightly terrible poetry on here

I just realized I could probably make friends with all the different flavours of weird kids.

Furries? furries are gay. I am also gay. We are gay, nice. Furries are generally cool ppl and so long as they know boundaries (both physical and not) I'm cool with furries

Emos? I'm also a nihilist :D also your outfit is cool I like it.

Punks? I know a fair amount of punk culture and would love to engage in anarchy with you.

Library kids? Another library kid! Let's talk books, I promise on The Agreement I will not hurt you. It's okay.

Aesthetic kids? I'm also very into aesthetics! mine is choatic academia, yours is so cool too <3

Quiet kids? I'll shut up or talk more depending on what you feel don't worry it's safe here and I'll protect you you precious being.

Geeks? Whether or not I know what you're talking about or referencing I will listen to your entire two and a half hour rant so long as I have something to do with my hands. You're so genuine when talking about this that you enjoy I love this!

Oh shit oh shit Im too fucking tired for this shit omfg kids: wanna listen to some music with me? I know a bunch of fun little spots around here we can go there, and you can vent or just vibe. Future you is so proud of you and I am too you're doing great ily.

Even if you're a "normal" kid, I'm nice but can be a little prickly when I'm tired/overstimulated, but I'll listen to you and offer any help I can when you ask for it. if you need a distraction I'll help. I will offer you the patience others have offered me and hope you do the same for the next person. I know the world is fucked up, it's scary, it's makes me want to give up sometimes. But I've promised some people that I would stay here for them, I hope you can promise someone the same. If no one comes to mind, could you promise me?

I love how 3 dimensional people can be!

Theres this guys I know who is a complete horror nerd, and loves The Walking Dead. Recently, found out that he collects and reads the babysitter's club.

And I just think thats wonderful

My social life can be described with the phrase "odds and ends", partially because the phrase itself is about random/extra small things, and also because all the people I know are either weird as shit or absolutely fucking hate me.

Where can I go to find hope?

I hate when people don't believe me when I say I'm good without something.

You don't have to buy me things to win my affection, I'm not trying to be considerate of your finances, I just don't want a drink. It's okay. Sometimes I'm just not hungry and I'm not interested in that last cookie. It's okay that I really like that thing, I just don't want it. I know that eating it right now isn't what will make me feel good.

Why can't friends and family respect that I sometimes don't want things, sometimes I just want a glass of cold water with a straw. And that's good enough for me.

You know what? I'm going to put commas and periods wherever I feel like a break or stop would be if I was saying this.

I saw a doll at the thrift store the other day, it was a light brown bear dressed in fancy dress, it was a beautiful maroon with lace. She had a hat on as well. A lovely sufferagette, standing alone atop a dusty wooden shelf. She reminded me of the baroness. Noble, breath taking, yet alone.

After careful research I've discovered that ...

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I'm shit at flirting.