Me Shopping At Ten Dollar Store:

Me shopping at ten dollar store:

Sweet now I have everything I need to make the wings for a costume :D

Oh wait fuck I need fluffy feathers for the converts.. this black feather boa should work

-sees an witch hat with black feather on the rim fully knowing that it won't be enough feathers-

I must have it

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2 years ago

I could say some aesthetically academic but then again I just spend a few minutes arranging scarbble letters in the vintage store to say "be gay do crime" and told the lady that there were no Ms left, then I stuck a foot long sub in my coat pocket whilst singing union songs so I think I lost that privilege


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3 years ago

Some interesting ideas that I've come up with, which I think would be fun for stories. Some examples:

MC's only plot armor is being oblivious to the situation

Character duo who act like twins, hate eachother and fight (especially in serious situations) but in the end would kill others and get killed for eachother.

Almighty God bound by the constrictions of morality and constantly fights with the problems they've caused. (Probably one that cries a lot)

Bully and wimp duo, but the wimp keeps tryna fuck the bully (even better if the wimp acts like a sub-top)

Some OP badass (kill or be killed type of shit) but has a soft spot for birds (birds could also be their accomplices)


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2 years ago

The ticket is always blank

I feel as though life has been passing me by

It feels like I'm at a train station

Watching the trains pass

Wonder which one was mine

It's hearing a busker's guitar, calm peaceful

We stand their in our own melancholic solitude

Not daring to look up

Buried in our own self doubt

It's watching clouds roll over blue skies

It's watching the seconds tick

Waiting for the clock to fall

And my body to decay

It was laying in the grass

Trying to become a bug

It was standing in the rain

To become a puddle

I think of these things

These thoughts of death that plague my brain

I watch another train go by

The next one, I think,

I'll get on


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2 years ago

I can't be the only one who just

A good song which I will rewind if it comes on and I miss half the build up because I wasn't paying attention and you have to deal with it pal.

And

What the fuck why are you playing this aloud this song makes me feel like I need to take a shower, turn it off.


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2 years ago

Me on the verge of crying and having to friend request my brother on discord so I can ask him to bring me food because my abdomin hurts and my legs feel reminiscent of jello with the incorrect quantity of gelatin in it:


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2 years ago

That neurodivergent moment when youre not sure if you can leave

Like I'm not talking about when it's after a meeting and people are still hanging around and you don't know if it's rude or nah.

I HAD TO ASK TO LEAVE THE BATH

I would call my mom with the same sad wail a cat makes when you leave it in a room with the door closed and ask her if I could get out. I would stay in my room after being sent there for hours when my mom had said "go to your room for fifteen" and ask if I could go to the bathroom.


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2 years ago

Guys I have a problem.

A very big terrible issue!

I cannot, for the life of me, remember what the name of something is.

That something just so happens to be a theatre script that I once read and would greatly like to again. It's also damn hilarious. The title has (I think) something about Babylon. The plot is about two men who are building the tower of Babylon. And it's just saying the same thing over and over again. I only ever got like 1/4-1/3 through it so Im missing a bit of info. There might also be a priest.


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3 years ago

Whenever I'm bored or wanting to draw but have to ideas I like to do what I call hil-ighter drawings, which is exactly how it sounds.

Whenever I'm Bored Or Wanting To Draw But Have To Ideas I Like To Do What I Call Hil-ighter Drawings,
Whenever I'm Bored Or Wanting To Draw But Have To Ideas I Like To Do What I Call Hil-ighter Drawings,

Drawings which are done in hi-lighter then traced over with a black pen. You don't have to trace all of them, or any of them, it's nothing specific just draw what ever. Practice things, draw with your non-dominant hand, draw dicks, draw ducks. Do whatever, just have fun! :)


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