Best Of Polygon Overboard 10-11-2020

psychic: *reads my mind*

my mind: those new shoes?

you talkin’ about these?

those puppies new?

you’re wondering if these are new shoes.

you got some new shoes?

Oh I get the sense you’re wondering if these are new shoes

New shoes.

Are we speaking about these?

I *pshh* I’m talking about

those babies

They look pretty new

I see

Patrick

Patrick

Patrick

New shoes?

those are new.

these babies?

I’M. TALKING. BOUT. THOSE. KICKS.

ah... I...

oh, you’re talking about these.

what you got at the end of those stems?

you’re asking me about these shoes?

your sneaks!

Uh... yeah you by the sink

hi, uh, thanks so much for taking my question, my name is uh, Brian, I’m a — been a fan a while, just wanted to know, um, when, uh, when did you get those shoes, are they new?

Uh, we’re not taking questions about the shoes right now.

OOH BABY BABY ITS SOME NEW SHOES

(ah-ti dah BUH)

I WANNA KNOW IF YOU GOT SOME NEW SHOES

(Shoes! Huh!)

Looks like somebody’s feet made some new friends, I’m talking about shoes.

Those babies new?

Yeah I got them like two weeks ago.

Then I guess they’re...

Well they’re not new, are they?

You... garbage hole.

You sssssack of a man.

You pshhjust pile of ropes on a trash heap.

You human toilet.

psychic: what the fuck

idk what shit-eating truscum needs to hear this, but your rhetoric directly harms people with culturally-specific genders. i’m native and two-spirit, that label describes my gender and my attraction. i use they/them pronouns and your “nonbinaries and cringey stargender trenders aren’t valid” bullshit is getting old. our languages were demonized and erased, our gender and attraction labels along with them. my experiences with dysphoria exist because of colonialist ideas of gender. we have been forced into arbitrary ‘male’ and ‘female’ categories by colonizers for centuries and truscum rhetoric perpetuates racist colonialist violence against natives.

your experiences are not universal, you’re not forwarding justice for trans people, and you’re definitely not an ally to natives or other people of color. you’re just a fucking colonizer. 

hmm

THAT SECOND LINE IS KILLING ME. I KEEP TRYING TO SAY SLURPLUFF. GUHHHH

the heavy piano chords behind "do you need a new me / 'cause i've got two or three / and they'll only be here until / my clean slated state"........im losing my mind

if this gets at least 5 notes, I will put this image on a personalized fanny pack for this year’s marching band season.

Pardon me- BUT WHY HAS NOBODY MENTIONED THIS VIDEO TO ME????

https://youtu.be/z2AW6ufl7VE

brain: cyberpunk red ttrpg has lots of lore and if u continue writing pcpr fics u should read up on it

me: no i will make everything up completely

brain: okay valid

Polygon Cyberpunk Red Mini Big Bang incoming!

Hello, citizens of Night City! It seems people are interested in joining a PCPR Mini Big Bang, and so it’s happening! Read on for the details

What is a Mini Big Bang?

A Mini Big Bang is a smaller version of a fandom event known as a Big Bang. A Big Bang is a fandom event where writers and artists collaborate. during this event, writers will write a fanfic while artists create art to accompany this fanfic. on a specific deadline day, all the works will be posted, resulting in a “bang” of content. a Mini Big Bang is basically a Big Bang, but with a smaller minimum wordcount. The PCPR Mini Big Bang’s minimum fic wordcount will be 3k words.

When is everything happening?

Please check click this link to view the full and detailed event calendar. Looking at this calendar is a MUST before you sign up. Important dates are the following:

Oct 7: Writer, Artist, Beta Sign Ups open

Oct 14: Writer, Artist, Beta Sign Ups close

Oct 21: Writers who want Betas choose their Betas

Oct 28: Writer Check In

Nov 4: Writers submit their fic summaries

Nov 7: Summaries are posted and Artists begin claiming fics

Nov 11: Writer + Artist claiming finalized. Pair can now collaborate.

Nov 25: Writer and Artist Check In

Dec 23: Writer and Artist Check In

Dec 30: Deadline. Posting of all works

Woah, woah, woah, Check ins? Claiming? What? I have so many questions!

Don’t worry! Here is a longer and detailed FAQ that contains more information for both writers and artists. Before committing to anything, please read through that FAQ. If your question is not addressed within the FAQ, please do not hesitate to send this blog an ask!

I have read and understand all the information! Where can I sign up?

Sign ups for Writers, Artists, and Betas open on October 7! Links will be posted on this blog, so give this blog a follow for updates.

Cool! Anything else I can do to help?

Reblog this post! Signal boosts are much appreciated to get the word out.

Thanks for reading! Looking forward to work with all you creative fan content creators!