Burger Taking Blurryish Video Of Dasha Trying To Cook And Miserably Failing (bonus If The Smoke Alarm

it took me like a full minute to realise that this was a post that was blocked with my own tumblr filters and not that “this post may contain reddit and american” was the funny post I was like wtf why can’t I reblog this

the rum tum tugger is a

terrible bore

I love Burger™

there's something really hot about only being able to see half of pat's face, just his lips and jawline. reminds me of another photo he took of himself where he's in the dressing room trying out that denim jacket outfit

I become physically weak when I think about the man's jawline.

His mouth/chin/jaw/beard/mustache all combine to make like the handsomest man alive. Pat has weird, haunted, tired-looking eyes, which are beautiful, but are less classically handsome than the lower part of his face. It works for him so much.

i, for one, well, i haven’t seen the sun in…. gosh, days, or maybe even months,

this screencap had huge meme potential, so i made template out of it

just commit

mind over matter like worms

BRIAN’S LEAVING POLYGON?

Anyway, as we enter cold & flu season in the YEAR of corona, this will come in very handy.

This was created by Vox and if you look at small print, you'll find the sources used to create the table.

Obviously there are exceptions and we're getting conflicting and new information about covid-19 all the time but by mid-august, I believe we certainly had observed enough cases for experts to put this together at least.

If you play Among Us reblog/reply with the colour(s) you prefer to play as!