As Cat Owners We Like To Joke About How The Cat Is The One Who’s Really In Charge, But Let’s Be Honest

Twitter goodbyes to Brian from Polygon staff

yall I physically cannot with these folks. I love them so much

[right to left: Pat Gill- tired old man detective pikachu that is 2 days from retirement putting a knife in an evidence bag, BDG- a round friend of a pikachu that says "no crimes please" and may or may not be digital for the sake of using a stock image of a police car, Karen Han- a very noir movie poster take on detective pikachu with a stern handsome man face and gun]

I’ve been sitting on this meme idea for like a day now

do u guys remember those posts that would be like EVERY single mother fucker who reblogs this post will get an ask from me saying what animal their blog reminds me of. GO! and they’d get like 80,000 notes. do u guys think that those people r still answering those. like are they contractually bound by the tumblr engine to keep sending asks until they’ve actually sent one to every single person that reblogs. this is irl tumblr gothic

Rating Pat Gill Outfits (mostly shirts bc the man only wears black pants lbr.)

I’m not gonna lie to you, none of these have bad ratings bc I love his wardrobe.

“Soft Pastel Plaid Boi”

Perhaps not the most beloved plaid in the Pat Gill Plaid Canon, but a worthy member of the line up. Great outfit for tricking your co-workers in collaborative drawing games. 7/10 would plaid again.

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HOW TO USE YOUR EXTENSIVE LOVE OF THE ALTOGETHER TO SLEEP

i’m serious! so i suffer from ptsd and as a result get some pretty fun and funky fresh nightmares. i frequently have trouble falling asleep because i’m busy remembering last night’s Fucked Up Shit or wondering what new Fucked Up Shit my brain’s gonna give me tonight. i’m not saying this has cured me- my nightmares still exist, trust me- but it’s made it a lot easier to sleep

step 1. getchurself the entire silo album. it’s on spotify, apple play, and bandcamp! grab it real quick. make sure it’s not on shuffle. u got it? good

step 2. at your desired time play the album starting from decatur street. don’t worry if you’re not sleepy yet or if you’re restless.

step 3. use the first 3 songs to get grounded. pull the blanket over your shoulder so you don’t get cold. take a deep breath. get your cat to stop turning your desk chair into a fillet. remember that you forgot your retainer. if you’ve settled in and brown of gold isn’t over, focus on the background of the songs- jonah and brian and sierra are masterminds with layering. have you noticed the tambourine in ladybug yet? no? notice it.

step 4. use the next 6 songs to sleep. they’re quieter and calmer, and still have enough background that if your brain runs off with something, you can redirect your attention to focusing on every note in the alto line from follow through or the bassline in bigger sky. count along with the stupid slow 3/4 time in 10/31. if your brain works best with a goal (like mine does,) try to be asleep by the end of “must be a dream.” it helps me to convince myself to stay still and keep my eyes shut that way.

step 5. and hey, if you aren’t asleep by track 10, you’ll probably end up crying yourself to sleep with see the day anyway, so there’s always that! i’ve personally never made it that far and it’s been a week or so.

anyway the only downside of this i’ve found is that i’ve very quickly familiarized myself with tracks 1-7 while i still dont know all the words to newton’s first? but thats like. minor stuff. i have it on good authority this works with anxiety-related insomnia too (and maybe with regular insomnia? i dunno! go find out)

now good night, everyone, and i hope this helps!

wait for it. it’ll take a couple minutes. but i promise it’s worth it

(inspiration: https://paperandpencilsandskips.tumblr.com/post/179991769519/this-has-no-right-to-slap-as-hard-as-it-should and woodpeltneko’s comment on youtube)

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