I Just Want The Earth To Entrap Me In It's Crust I Just Want To Sink Down Into The Earth Back From Which

On a mission

my favorite video of all time ever

IS HOBBIT MALE BETTER THAN ALPHA MALE?

BECOME A HOBBITCEL NOW:

- concern yourself only with good friends

- go on long meandering walks

- eat at least six meals a day

- think only about food and sleep

- smoke weed

- play on grass and connect with nature

- live in a lil hole

Simon Petrikov is the character ever because he manages to exist on all sides of the tumblr sexyman spectrum

good evening flowey nation

Playing Mario kart Wii on the living room television at any time I will elaborate because they kick my ass every single time!! (Love ya bro

Ranking every time I can remember feeling gender euphoria off the top of my head!

Being called "bud" at a store: not bad, but the way the cashier said it made it clear she thought I was a kid. 4/10

Being called "ma'am" at a lake: the most feminine thing about me that day was having chin-length hair, so extra points for taking that swing. 5/10

Wearing a skirt for the first time: 7/10, only brought down because 1. Fishnets were weird texturally, and 2. It got me banned from a friend's house.

Hearing my own voice ever for the past 2 years: my casual vocal range has ended up between the points of "very deep voiced woman" at the high end and "raging faggot" at the low end. 10/10, I need to listen to myself talk more sometime.

Playing Mario Kart Wii on the living room television ever: 20/10. I will not elaborate.

That time my mom nearly filled out joint loan paperwork for both of us using my irl name instead of my deadname without realizing she couldn't do that: 8/10, ma'am you gave me the first name after your own father. I appreciate the support, but how did you forget this.

Did someone mention Duke?

If not I did >:)

my favorite part was Deceit going “Ssssssssuck up!” to Patton when he was buttering up Roman like

Deceit

pal

your name isn’t Jealousy, calm thy snaketits