I Finally Named Everyone In The Family My Oc Has And God Fuck I Adore Them Shit I Told Myself I Wouldn't

i had a dream that i went to dinner with my girlfriend and her family and they didn't like me but i also vividly remember not understanding their social queues whatsoever so i couldn't tell that they didn't like me until they started talking shit about me to my face

also this one guy that's kinda just been following me around in my dreams was there and offered me a seat at his table

one of my favorite subgenres of fan content is transing a guys gender just to make them share your period. peak comedy in my opinion

lmao when you want to join a discord call with people you've known for well over a year but your anxiety is so pissy that you can't even text one of them for permission to join when you don't even need permission

best part about being a 4 most of the time is that i know how to clean up into a 9 and then everyone is surprised and i get enough compliments to fuel me for a year

once a year i get obsessed with sugared strawberries despite the fact that i am allergic to berries and it makes my mouth hurt and gives me a headache and cramps but fuck its so good

guys im like insanely single. stop asking about deadpool and torch and daredevil and whoever the fuck else you guys think i have a thing with. i do not. i, instead, have this very cool thing called a civilian identity. who is so, insanely not interested in revealing himself to the general public, which also means keeping work and play separate. calm down and leave me alone about it

i remember in my 7th grade English class we were doing poetry about a personal experience and i took the trauma route and wrote about how i felt when my father was stationed but from my mother's perspective and used they/them to convey how i felt like i didn't know him until he finally came home and my English teacher gave me a full lecture about being clear about my character's appearances and attributes and i gave me a 95 when i changed all the they/them pronouns to he/him

anyway im nonbinary now

uuuuh saw the movie, here's some obligatory *muah muah stab stab* fanart❤️🔥💛

people called this show cringe for so long wtf this is fire, if this is cringe then what the fuck is based???

Love at first fight kinda gals