This Is The First Year That My Parents Have Actually Looked At My Grades During Finals And Its So Funny

me: if you let the dogs go in without their leashes, they're gonna run away

my mom: no they won't

a dog: *tries to run away*

my mom: i cant believe this happened

google docs does NOT understand how to spell check 3 different languages on one document lol

currently fighting every urge in my body to fall back in the sanders sides fandom. its been forever and i'm scared that the culture changed a bunch since i left but also fuck i miss that emo mother fucker

ranting about my toxic ex is basically a hobby at this point

desperately holding back the goblin of mania trying to whip up an email worth a million tears for my teachers so i get extra time to not fail my classes like bro you do this every semester get your shit together and find the goblin that can read

Deadpool #5 - “Render Reveal Party” (2023)

written by Alyssa Wong art by Martin Coccolo & Neeraj Menon

disani water is a crime against humanity

i remember in my 7th grade English class we were doing poetry about a personal experience and i took the trauma route and wrote about how i felt when my father was stationed but from my mother's perspective and used they/them to convey how i felt like i didn't know him until he finally came home and my English teacher gave me a full lecture about being clear about my character's appearances and attributes and i gave me a 95 when i changed all the they/them pronouns to he/him

anyway im nonbinary now

clawing at the fucking walls i can't believe my first edit is to be for MHA and not Spider-Man. what has this show done to me. i pulled out my old choir's 2023-2024 chamber choir for this shit. i'm going all out. what happened to me. the hyperfixation isn't even creeping up it's literally right behind me in the mirror staring down at me with malice. chat am i cooked??

update pt 2: apparently its a manic episode :D im gonna try to force myself to sleep now because im in hysterics :D

24 hours of insomnia brought to you by my latest manic episode (feat. anxiety, procrastination, and 3 shots of espresso)