JOKU CAN PRY BLACK DREAMTALE TWINS OUT. OF. MY. COLD. DEAD. HAAAANDDSSS RAAAAAAH

I love them so much :((

kiss

When they're walking and Call's leg hurts a lot but there's nowhere to rest Aaron just carries Call.

👏🏾Education 👏🏾is 👏🏾a 👏🏾right,👏🏾 not👏🏾 a👏🏾 service 👏🏾

Pass along and use the shit out of them

Que arte linda meu deus

SAPPHIC VAMPIRES SAPPHIC VAMPIRES SAPPHIC VAMPIRES SAPPH

“I have been in love with no one, and never shall,” she whispered, “unless it should be with you.”

This is the best thing I've ever read

Utmv incorrect quotes I made in 2019 but I tried to remove the unfunny ones - part 1?

Cross: Man fuck the world

Epic: *starts undressing*

Cross: What are you doing bro?

Epic: You're my world, bro

Cross: Bro

Epic: Bro

Error, to Ink: Fight me

Ink: Oka-

Error: *gets down on one knee* Fight me for the rest of our lives

Goth: Aren't we supposed to be at Life's place?

Reaper: NO! I'm an idiot! And idiots go whenever they want to!

(My dad said this) 

Someone: Do you have a crush on anyone?

Nightmare: The forces of evil don't have time for romance, what kind of question is that?

Ink: I could strangle you

Error: You're not tall enough

Ink: You've sunk low enough for me to reach

Cashier: Do you want a receipt?

Sans: *pulls out a receipt* Do YOU? 

Reaper: What do you normally do when I'm not home?

Geno: Wait for you to get back

Nightmare: Scientists say the world is made of protons, neutrons and electrons. They forgot morons

Lust: *sexually strokes wall until finding the light switch*

Horror: What a turn on

Nightmare: Get out

Cross: Why does everyone say get out when someone makes a pun? Don't get out, get in here and make more puns

Ink: I gotta stop telling people to fight me every 10 seconds because what if they do? I'm 4 feet what am I gonna do, hide in a vent?

Ink: *kicks the door open looking completely panicked*

Dream: What did you do??

Ink: Nobody died!!!!

Swap: What kind of answer is that??

Cross: *gives Ink a dictionary for his birthday*

Ink: Wow uh... I don't know what to say

Cross: That's why I bought you that book

YO THIS ANIMARION TURNED SO GOOD GREAT JOB 💥💥💥⭐⭐⭐

this is what happens when im allowed to exist on 1 hour sleep

og quote from TCG

Why does that high key makes sense huh?

Sonic: Tails, I have something to tell you. I’m—

Tails: I know you’re gay.

Sonic: …how?

Tails: You were far more interested in characters like the Flash or Quicksilver than their love interests

Sonic: Okay, well, I also liked Supergirl.

Tails:

Tails: Oh my chaos, you might not be attracted to guys. You might just be attracted to speed.

@th3-kuk1muki @zuzuelectricbugaloo @howlsofbloodhounds I just read 3 of your posts and now I ship Killer x Color and bawled my eyes out with those posts omfg ☠️

OH MY GOD YOU POSTED YOUR FIRST POST HIII

I got my birth year wrong and I'm afraid communities won't accept me because of this. I PROMISE I AM OVER 16 YEARS OLD, i am just a little dizzy