If Ryan And Shane Are "divorced", I'm Packing My Bags And Going With Ryan. Sorry, Shane. I'm A Boogara

Grover: Sir 🥺🥺 we’re so sorry but we have no idea what happened to our train cabin—

Percy and Annabeth: WHAT KIND OF STUPID ARE YOU, MR. TRAIN COP?! OOOH YOU THINK SOME TWELVE YEAR OLDS DID THIS?? SO WHAT YOU’RE GONNA ARREST US??? HUH???? POST UP

love when i look away from a watcher video for a sec and when i look back ryan and shane are doing an unexplainable bit

#he had manners for about 7 seconds before the new yorker took over

PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS 1.07 • "We Find Out the Truth, Sort Of"

when a song about a dinosaur family getting hit by a meteor gets too deep

“I’LL BE RIGHT BY HIS SIDE” AND CUT TO PERCY LOOKING AT ARES APPROACHING WITH THE WATER BEHIND HIM BECAUSE POSEIDON HAS HIS BACK…VILE. DIABOLICAL. I WILL NEVER RECOVER.

The Professor’s death in the season four finale of Puppet History genuinely upset me. How could Ryan “Beef Boy” Bergara do such a thing to a sweet little blue puppet who just wanted to teach history??? I can never forgive him for such crimes. Granted now that I’m caught up and have been told The Professor has made a revival of himself, I hope he gets his revenge. Justice for The Professor!

Listen… I always liked the new professor puppet, but there was something “youre not my dad” about him last season. I dont know what changed (maybe I reached the acceptance stage of grief), but now season 7 he’s actually the cutest thing I’ve ever seen.

Look at this fuckin guy sitting there

has any cryptid ever been bullied harder than goatman. shane and ryan stole his bridge, ruined his reputation, and he didn't even get a shout out on their top 5 beatdown ep devoted to cryptids. lmao

the internet dads strike again

I love how Nico’s like…what? 13? 14? in Heroes of Olympus and he’s telling Jason that like “yeah I loved Percy Jackson so deeply that it shattered me from the inside but I’m like. Over him.” Dude. You are thirteen 😭???? Stop speaking about your 5th grade crush like he was a horrible, vengeful husband that cheated on you making you take a vow to never love again or something 💀