I THINK ABOUT THIS SO MUCH

Me in a nutshell

FOR ANYONE WHO ORDERED A DOGDAY PLUSH FROM THE OFFICIAL WEBSITE, HOW LONG DID IT TAKE TO GET TO YOU???

I’ve been waiting like a month-

Edit: I GOT MY ANSWER AND IM NOW OKAY (also untagging DD so people can see all the lovely art of him people make instead of my panic LMAO)

My therapist: heterosexual Victor Frankenstein isn’t real, he can’t hurt you!

Heterosexual Victor Frankenstein:

heterosexual victor frankenstein

cursed

The babies

(The speech bubble is supposed to be him talking about a forest he burned down idk if you can tell-)

Wild: Jokes on you, Twilight! I have a-

P A R A G L I D E R

Twilight, snapping: IF YOU DO THAT AGAIN I’LL THROW YOU OUT THAT FUCKING WINDOW YOU- what are you doing?

Wild: Checking how high the drop is, see if it’s worth it

T-REX ARRRRMSSSS

JASPERRR

T-rex arms, or as I call them, bunny arms! I used to position myself like this all the time when I was little😭 I didn’t know where to put my arms, it felt awkward to have them at my side

I wish Kaveh were electro for the one reason that he and Alhaitham would be able to do the elemental reaction “aggravate” and I find that idea hilarious.

protagonist doodles I did

Legend listens to Mitski.

No, I will not elaborate.