Cleves: What Up I’m Anna, I’m German, And I Was Never Fucking Taught How To Speak English!!!

Katherine: Anne is that a weed?

Anne: No, this is a crayon-

Katherine: I’m calling the police! *calls police on microwave*

Anne, in retaliation: Katherine, is that a police? I’m calling the weed *420, watcha smokin?*

Anne: *to Jane (who’s stirring pasta)* that’s what good pussy sounds like.

Jane: *raises spoon* ANNE!!

Catherine of Aragon: *dancing along* Slow down, grab your bible, pray like your tryin’ to make your soul revival. Praise the lord, praise the lord.

I don't-

I just heard someone on the news refer to the LGBTQ+ as the LBGT community and I don't know how to feel.

Katherine, behind a door and into a microphone: Hi, my name is Katherine. *opens door* What’s your favorite dinner food?

This is my Megasix from the 3pm show today(the 21st) it’s kind of low quality, but meh🤷🏼‍♂️ it’s also Adrianna’s second to last show in Chicago so that kind of makes it special I guess. Idrk just thought I’d share it.

Parr, looking at a cat lying down: Meow meow’s dead. Meow meow get up. Nah he dead.

*cat moves*

Ah shit meow meow, I thought you were dead.

Parr: Um I just got a random burst of energy.. and I think it's my body's last hurrah before it completely shuts down.

Everyone’s saying people in Area 51 are gonna die because they’re going in unprepared.

Bitch, this is Americans we’re talking about, they’ll all have guns to shoot back at the guards with.

Baby Bo: Sometimes I like to pretend I'm tall but really, I'm just standing on a chair.