Everytime She’s Drunk Or Just Once? I Vote Every Time.

Katherine: Anne is that a weed?

Anne: No, this is a crayon-

Katherine: I’m calling the police! *calls police on microwave*

Anne, in retaliation: Katherine, is that a police? I’m calling the weed *420, watcha smokin?*

Katherine: Poppin’ some pills! Just kidding... they’re just tic tacs

I said this and it gives me “blazin’!” Vibes

Jane Seymour: *to Cleeves and Boleyn* what do you got there?

Cleeves and Boleyn: *running through the house cackling* A KNIFE!!

Jane Seymour: *chasing after* NO!!

Genuinely:

Guys if anyone in this fandom needs a safe place to talk or is just in need of a friend, feel free to reach out to me. No matter how big the problem is I'm here to listen. No matter what struggles you're going through I'll accept you.

Kitty: *Takes sip of Aragon’s beer*

Aragon: Katherine Howard! I’m gonna beat your ass.

Jane, done with being the team mom: Everytime you yell at your kids put a dime in your no yelling sock and soon you’ll have a wrapping to beat-

Honestly my initial thought was “Anne on a Man” but I then I was like, I think that meme is over???

you’ve heard of elf on a shelf, now get ready for

Anne: Hey look at this. Goals.

Aragon: That's just a picture of a chicken nugget.

Anne: Yeah. Goals.

Aragon: Why don't you just go get some nuggets?

Anne: You don't understand.

“Somebody dropped an ice cube on the floor, it melted, and now my sock is wet. Who the fuck want to die?!”

- Catherine of Aragon, probably.

(Anne dropped the ice cube)

“ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ ”