I Suffer From 'men Are Hotter Banged Up' Disease. Unfortunately There Is No Cure.

If this post gets 5k notes by February 1st, I’ll do something cool

Like a backflip

And I’ll film it

Edit: I’m changing it from 5k to 1k because 5k is just too unrealistic

If I do somehow get 5k though, I’ll do something even cooler

Like two backflips

Edit: [the goal has been reached. I will start practicing backflips once my exams are over and will have the video posted sometime in February. Thank you, everyone!]

Edit again: for everyone who saw the “100 billion notes for 3 backflips” thing, I’ll be extending the challenge date to my birthday(August 18). If this post doesn’t have 100,000,000,000 notes by then, the challenge will officially be over. Good luck everyone!

doodle page

i know my ass is up too late because i’m losing my fucking mind over accidentally typing george of the gungle

Say it with me:

cis heterosexual aros are still queer

cis heterosexual aros are still queer

cis heterosexual aros are still queer

cis heterosexual aros are still queer!

The key shortcut of "windows key" and "." held together has changed my life

like

emoji access? supremely powerful 🙂💖

But

Kaomoji ?

The year is 2013 and I am unstoppable ヾ(•ω•`)o o(*￣▽￣*)ブo(*°▽°*)o

jane doe lamb? jane lamb? lamb doe? whatever I've seen other people do this and it's adorable so I dids it :]

constance blackwood ! (I hope I did her good)

Hi my name is Narrator Soaps'hip Psychoboy Ikea Way and I narrate the story (that's how I got my name) I have brown hair and insomnia and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Tyler Durden (if u don't know who he is get da hell out of here!).

back on my shit