Theyre Just Like Us!

birthay

my friend told me that my coat reminds them of Stanford (it's a light beige old man coat) and im eeeeeee/pos

another trend because i find these so silly

with my third comfort comfort character now HAHAJSHSJSN

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god theyr all nerds

Can we get The Narrator from Fight Club?

The Narrator from Fight Club is being blended!!

You cannot save him.

i love Daredevil bc they always talk about Hell’s Kitchen like it’s its own city. Like girl you’re protecting 10 blocks. “Get out of Hell’s Kitchen” Yeah lemme hop on the subway rq it will take me one stop

oooooOoooofuck lowkey highkey forgot I had I tumblr

Inserts a note into the vending machine asking if it wants anything

The machine requests a hug.

STAY SAFE!! [ID: the Gilbert Baker pride flag with the words “Happy pride to all those who are unable to celebrate openly and safely. You are loved and seen!” in all-caps black text over it. /end ID]

Hi my name is Narrator Soaps'hip Psychoboy Ikea Way and I narrate the story (that's how I got my name) I have brown hair and insomnia and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Tyler Durden (if u don't know who he is get da hell out of here!).

If this post gets 5k notes by February 1st, I’ll do something cool

Like a backflip

And I’ll film it

Edit: I’m changing it from 5k to 1k because 5k is just too unrealistic

If I do somehow get 5k though, I’ll do something even cooler

Like two backflips

Edit: [the goal has been reached. I will start practicing backflips once my exams are over and will have the video posted sometime in February. Thank you, everyone!]

Edit again: for everyone who saw the “100 billion notes for 3 backflips” thing, I’ll be extending the challenge date to my birthday(August 18). If this post doesn’t have 100,000,000,000 notes by then, the challenge will officially be over. Good luck everyone!