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AO3 always has great quotes to offer. Unfortunately I forgot the story's name

DEATH

TO

BLOND

FERRETS!!!!!!

Thank god Hermione didn't kill herself after hearing that people ship that abusive toxic trash with her.

After rewatching the series before the launching of Ephemeral, this is where I currently stand with the characters:

Angstrien Depreste:

Marinette:

Alya:Blog™

Nino: DJ™

Ivan: Emo™

Kim: Muscle™

Max: Nerd™

Nathaniel: Draws™

Marc: Writes™

Mylène: Ecology™

Alix: Skates™

Juleka: Goth™

Rose & Jagged:

Sabrina: Oh right she exists

Mary-Zoe: Jared Leto is now playing Chloé

Gabriel, Audrey and Lila:

Tom: Bakes™

Roland: Boomer Bakes™

Sabine: China Mom™

Nathalie, Kagami, Gorilla, Penny, Mendeleiev, Butler Jean & Su Han: Holds the braincells of all Paris

Fu, Bustier, Mayor Bourgeois, literally every other adult in this show:

The kwamis: Cute I guess

Last but not least:

I was so worried the Mélusines were going to be Genshin's equivalent to house elves because of the trailer. Glad I was wrong. Their village is neat.

Reblog if you believe Chloe still deserves a character arc.

Like if you think she dosent.

Reblog if you have made a friend online that you would love to hang with, but they live far away.

What the past couple days have felt like

Hey, so I've been searching endlessly for a hayffie fic on ao3, but it seems to elude me. If anyone can help me to find it, I'd be really grateful.

The premise was that the rebellion happened not on the third quarter quell, but at the second one. Five/six years later, the rebels won and made a final hunger games for the capitol children, and Haymitch ends up as Effie's mentor.

"Haymitch was furious. Dr. Trinket was a good man"

Snow's granddaughter, who I'm pretty sure was named Cassandra, was also in the games. Effie kills her with a mahogany branch.

After Effie wins, she goes to travel around with her father and then returns to Haymitch

"You did promised to take me on a date"

Then they settle down and have a daughter

It was published somewhere around 2015 and 2022, but I haven't been able to find it anywhere in ao3.

never forget how hard they had to nuke Lukanette bc they accidentally made a pairing 100000x better than Adrienette

I ship zutara. It doesnt mean i ship dramione as well. In fact, i don’t think i will ever ship them together.