If You Think About It The Mafia Should Start A Front Business Doing This. There Will Be Sufficient Customers

Nope. You made your bed, now lie in it. Just be happy I trust you with my problems

Although I do feel like we should normalize a different non question greeting and get “how are you doing” back to actually being a check in.

hate when someone asks how are you and you say good how are you and they say "oh not so great" or something. it's always like ohh okay i see we're being honest i thought we were playing pretend. can i have a do-over

i think there’s actually nothing better than being randomly told “I love you” after doing something characteristically stupid. Like what do you mean I’m a lovable person and I just did something silly and you thought “of course you would do that. I love you.”. No better feeling

Well if this ain't relatable af