The-crowned-rat - World’s Smartest Idiot

sorry sjws there are only 9 (Nine) genders

unfriendly reminder: this is a sex worker positive space. I will not tolerate the disrespect of sex workers here, and if you cant agree with that without a doubt then you're not welcome here.

A true relic, it belongs in a museum

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Thinking about Izzy Hands, who based his entire sense of identity and structured his whole understanding of life around the "love makes you weak" piracy philosophy that Blackbeard enforced despite both of them being poorly suited to it, and how he deserves so much better than getting cut loose and abandoned like dead weight because Edward was tossed a rope to pull himself out of the pit they were both stuck in while Izzy is still trying to grasp the pit actually ends.

Thinking about Edward Teach, who was told as a child that he can't have or keep the things he wants and had that lesson reinforced in his adult life to the point where his individual desires and identity get wrapped up in who he's trying to be at any given moment, and how he deserves so much better than happiness with fine print stating the price of his new life is permanently cutting out and discarding his old, including the parts of himself he genuinely enjoyed in Blackbeard and the main person he shared that enjoyment with, to build a new persona that is exactly as real and fake as Blackbeard was, just made with different parts to fit in with different people.

Thinking about how they got into this mess together, how they both could see the metaphorical cage and they both seemingly lost their identity - personal and collective - to the strain of hopelessly living in it, and how they both deserve to make it out. Together.

Let’s say you’re still completely in the dark but we love you anyway. We love you. We really do.

I forgot I have to be active here so here’s my Twitter tutorial on how to draw folds I made a while back to help a friend!

havent been active much cause guess who got sick </3 but yea here were the 2 (two) doodles i’ve been able to scramble up since 

Why is this so,,, true though?

Schrodinger’s Douchebag is someone who makes hurtful or bigoted statements but only decides whether they were “just kidding” or dead serious based on how negatively or positively their audience reacted.

Goncharov (1973) - variant poster 2

[link: variant poster 3]